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{{title|Eurosanta <small><small><small><small><small>(Or, "Papa, where did Santa Claus come from?")</small></small></small></small></small>}}
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(Or, "Papa, where did Santa Claus come from?")
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[[Image:Sinterklaas.jpg|right|250px|thumb|Sinterklaas and his "black" "helpers"]]
 
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'''Sinterklaas''' is a legendary bishop who gives free gifts to children in the [[Netherlands]] in return for:
 
'''Sinterklaas''' is a legendary bishop who gives free gifts to children in the [[Netherlands]] in return for:
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<center><div class="boilerplate metadata" id="stub"><table CELLPADDING=5 CELLSPACING=5 style="background-color: #fff7cb"><tr><td>There are only two things I can't stand in this world: People who are intolerant of other people's cultures..''</td></tr></table></div></center>
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<center><div class="boilerplate metadata" id="stub"><table CELLPADDING=5 CELLSPACING=5 style="background-color: #fff7cb"><tr><td>There are only two things I can't stand in this world: People who are intolerant of other people's cultures...''</td></tr></table></div></center>
 
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<center><div class="boilerplate metadata" id="stub"><table CELLPADDING=5 CELLSPACING=5 style="background-color: #fff7cb"><tr><td>..and the Dutch.''</td></tr></table></div></center>
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<center><div class="boilerplate metadata" id="stub"><table CELLPADDING=5 CELLSPACING=5 style="background-color: #fff7cb"><tr><td>...and the Dutch.''</td></tr></table></div></center>
 
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Latest revision as of 15:42, January 1, 2013

(Or, "Papa, where did Santa Claus come from?")

Sinterklaas
Sinterklaas and his "black" "helpers"

Sinterklaas is a legendary bishop who gives free gifts to children in the Netherlands in return for:

a) Being good.
b) Leaving their wooden shoes out.
c) Not calling him a racist monster for owning black slaves.


St. Nick puppet Gelukkig Sinterklaas Dag! 6 December
This article is a half-assed tribute to Sinterklaas and that stupid Uncyclopedia in-joke Euroipods.
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