Euclid's Elements

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'''Euclid's Elements''' is the first [[periodic table]] that consisted of [[air]], [[earth]], [[fire]], and [[water]]. The wall charts were about 10 inches by 10 inches, and were inexpensive to print. A conspiracy among printing corporations led to the modern [[periodic table]] that required all [[science]] classrooms to replace their wall decorations with newer, larger, and more expensive posters. Euclid also wrote a humorous song listing all the elements (which he called "Elements"), although it was quite short.
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There is substantial evidence that [[Taco]] was also originally included, but this evidence is [[nobody cares|meaningless]], [[stupid]], and well-accepted by [[Morbidly Obese Penguin|Antarctic penguins]], who always lie.
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Many people believe that [[Marijuana|weed]] also should be considered a basic element. But weed in fact is not a basic element, but a marriage or fine tweaking of all the gods of the elementals to give us weed.
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== Air + Earth ==
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Certain combinations of the two are really cool.
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=== Examples ===
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* [[Dust]]
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* [[Farting]]
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== Water + Air ==
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This category is fucking potentially dangerous, too much air mixed with water and your screwed man!
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=== Examples ===
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* [[Tornadoes]], [[Tornadoes|twisters]], [[cyclones]],
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== Air + Fire + Water ==
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This category should be censored, bitches!! Don't tell anyone, but this is how they make nukes, dude!!!!
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=== Examples ===
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* [[Nukes]]
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* [[Plutonium|Atomic explosions]]
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== Earth + Water ==
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Pretty obvious...but great for some sports!!
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=== Examples ===
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* [[Soil|Mud]]
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* [[Poo]]
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== Air + Earth + Water ==
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Pretty basic really
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=== Examples ===
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* [[Wood]]
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* [[Life]]
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== Air + Earth + Water + Fire==
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This is the fun part
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=== Examples ===
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* [[Pyromaniac|The ability to burn things]]
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* [[Hug People While You're on Fire Day|Things on fire]]
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[[Category:Elements]]

Revision as of 06:16, August 14, 2011

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For the religious among us who choose to believe lies, the so-called experts at Wikipedia think they have an article about Euclid's Elements.

Euclid's Elements is the first periodic table that consisted of air, earth, fire, and water. The wall charts were about 10 inches by 10 inches, and were inexpensive to print. A conspiracy among printing corporations led to the modern periodic table that required all science classrooms to replace their wall decorations with newer, larger, and more expensive posters. Euclid also wrote a humorous song listing all the elements (which he called "Elements"), although it was quite short.

There is substantial evidence that Taco was also originally included, but this evidence is meaningless, stupid, and well-accepted by Antarctic penguins, who always lie.

Many people believe that weed also should be considered a basic element. But weed in fact is not a basic element, but a marriage or fine tweaking of all the gods of the elementals to give us weed.

Air + Earth

Certain combinations of the two are really cool.

Examples

Water + Air

This category is fucking potentially dangerous, too much air mixed with water and your screwed man!

Examples

Air + Fire + Water

This category should be censored, bitches!! Don't tell anyone, but this is how they make nukes, dude!!!!

Examples

Earth + Water

Pretty obvious...but great for some sports!!

Examples

Air + Earth + Water

Pretty basic really

Examples

Air + Earth + Water + Fire

This is the fun part

Examples

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