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“I love that little nothing you're almost wearing”
~ One spy to another
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For those without comedic tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have an article about Spies.

As some of you may know, spies are everywhere. They hide in many different places. Hey, maybe there's one in your bathroom. Go check. I heard something funny in there. No? Good. let's continue. They hide in malls, stores and the like. They will try to collect any information they can. Your diary is easy prey for these spies. PERHAPS THEY KNOW YOUR CRUSH?!?! Ok, ok. Fine.

Geez.

edit Anatomy of a spy

A spy has many body parts, not found in perfectly normal human wormbabies. Such as permanent sunglasses. They never leave his face, ever. It is so hard to remove, all operations done on the spy would fail (and kill him obviously).

edit Spy vs. Spy

Spy vs. spy

An example of espionage gone wrong.

Spy vs. Spy is a comic that has, ironically, nothing to do with espionage besides the fact that the main characters occasionally fight over files marked TOP SECRET. They are so bad at spying, they should be terminated on sight. They are exactly the same exept the color of their uniforms. They are crazy and are interested in killing each other. They have plenty of weapons, if it's deadly, they have it, and for the purpose of killing the other "spy". They are in conclusion, sadistic nuts.

edit Media

Espionage has always been depicted as an exiting and fun profession. In fact, it is as boring as oatmeal. Seriously.

Don't join if you like fun.

I'm not a spy 'cause it's boring.

No, really I'm not.

Or am I?

Naw. I'm just playing.

Or not.

edit Agencies

By definition, spies work for agencies which are run by men in funny black suits. These organisations are named after 3-unit combinations of randomly selected letters and numbers, such as the CIA (Common Ignorance Agency), MI6 (Mexican Imps for Sex) and the ZNP (Fish for Independent Liberation).

Here are a list of agencies that spies may work for.

edit Tactics

Brain washing is the international hobby of spies. For sport, they often kidnap people and take them to secret locations, then brainwash them. Then, they brainwash them again so they don't know they've been brainwashed, then brainwash them again so they don't know they've been brainwashed, then brainwash them again so they don't know they've been brainwashed, then brainwash them again so they don't know they've been brainwashed...and so on. At the end of such sessions, the subject will have an exceedingly clean brain.

Another known tactic of spies to place metal boxes on your shit, somehow destroying it. Their favorite targets are referred to as "Sentries."

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