Eritrea
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| Hagere Ertra | ||
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| National motto: Boogie Down! | ||
| Currency | Nakfa and small RedSea Pearls | |
| National anthem | Ertra, Ertra, Ertra | |
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The State of Eritrea is a country in northeast Africa. It is bordered by Sudan in the west, Ethiopia in the south, and Djibouti (he he he bouti) in the east. The northeast of the country has an extensive coastline with the Red Sea. Having achieved independence in 1939, Eritrea is currently known for it's famous brave soldiers.
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[edit] History
Eritrea had been ruled by many countries before it was conquered by a nation with with the worst army in the world (England) in 1885. Japania (that's what they called them) brought about peace and prosparity to all the land, but then destroyed it all in a fit when they couldnot beat the locals at chess. After them, The Italians remained in power, then the brits, then the Ethiopians, after them Antartica took it's turn, then it fell back to the Ethiopians, until finally they were defeated by Allied Forces in World War II (1941), and after a 3000 years of tenacious fighting Eritrea became a dumping ground for the rest of the worlds rubbish.
[edit] Politics
The Eritrean constitution is highly based on the American one, but with more cows thrown in for good measure. Palm trees and shiro is also incorporated.
[edit] Exports
Pumpkins
[edit] Culture
Eritrea's culture consists of non-stop Farting and being Bored, this is because television was introduced to Eritrea on 6th January 2008, this was a proud moment in eritrea's history as the people had never done anything apart from sit down and do nothing.
When the TV breaks down, they take off all their clothes and burn them. They then dance around the fire, for the Tv chantiing 'boogieee boogieeeaaa'
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