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There are lots of kinds of emperors. Which kind floats your boat?
- Rulers of a set of galaxies or two? Emperor Palpatine
- Growers of the most impressive moustaches of them all? Kaiser Wilhelm
- People who invented imperialism in the first place? Caesar
- Supporters of your local pope? Charlemagne
- People who wear silly hats and annoy the British? Napoleon Bonaparte
- A page that should be about Jesus, our "personal" lord and savior ? Emperor of the Universe
- How to be an emperor? HowTo:Be An Evil Star Emperor
- The emperor's clothes? New Clothes, (Emperor's), The
- The most powerful sentient being on Earth?Emperor King Penguino IIV
- A bunch of other stupid crap?
There are several other ways to be an emperor, like being a penguin, a moth, a black metal band, or a tarot card - so if the options mentioned do not apply to you, never mind and try something new.