Emperor

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There are lots of kinds of emperors. Which kind appeals to you?

Rulers of a set of galaxies or two? Emperor Palpatine
Growers of the most impressive moustaches of them all? Kaiser Wilhelm
People who invented imperialism in the first place? Caesar
Supporters of your local pope? Charlemagne
People who wear silly hats and annoy the British? Napoleon Bonaparte
A page that should be about Jesus, our "personal" lord and savior ? Emperor of the Universe
How to be an emperor? HowTo:Be An Evil Star Emperor
The emperor's clothes? New Clothes, (Emperor's), The
The most powerful sentient being on Earth?Emperor King Penguino IIV
A bunch of other stupid crap?

There are several other ways to be an emperor, like being a penguin, a moth, or a tarot card - so if the options mentioned do not apply to you, never mind and try something new.