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Today's Message of pain

Loneliness is the dark despair of solitude.

It is the feeling that no one loves me.
Not even my mom or my cat really understand the pain of Teenaged Angst.
No one understands me.
No one loves me.
My family claims that they do, but we all know they're lying.
God, I hate them so much; the fakes.
The only people who love me, The only ones who understand or care
All live in my iPod...


Valentines Day. People are supposed to be happy, right?
I'm not.
Not since she left me.
I guess she found someone more screwed up than I am,
or perhaps he's just more Scene than I, or maybe it's his hair.
It was the best three days of my life, though, with her.
She was so much better than the girl last week.
I let her draw Xs and Cut Lines on my wrists in sharpie.
They're still there, mocking me, reflecting the darkness in my soul.
They are tempting me.

Did you care...

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Today sucks because...

UnusualSpam

December 5: International Day of Unusual Spam, International Tapeworm Awareness Day (TWAD), International Day of the Ninja

  • 1 - God created the universe at a 25% deal.
  • 666 - Shiva tells the people of India that they will die if they do not enlarge their manhood and reproduce, thus becoming one of the largest populations. Vishnu and Brahma get a cheap thrill out of watching the sex.
  • 785 - King Arthur's vision of the Holy Grail is accompanied by the words "Grail! This can be yours FREE!"
  • 999 - Amid predictions of the Apocalypse, European peasants receive anonymous notes offering "hot deals on ultra-sexy self-flagellation gear."
  • 1791 - Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart chokes on his dentures during a live performance. Antonio Salieri frantically tries to dislodge them from Mozart's throat using his clarinet but only succeeds in driving them in further. Mozart dies as a result. "I feel awful" Salieri is quoted as saying.
  • 1793 - Joseph Marie Jacquard is taught weaving by a super-intelligent tapeworm named Steve.
  • 1929 - Baurhaus designs the new age spam only to have plans delayed by 60 years.
  • 1939 - Adolf Hitler's letter to Neville Chamberlain is headed "PEACE NOW 25% off
  • 1983 - Andre the Giant beats The Green Giant, and therefore won a lifetime supply of Spam.
  • 1984 - Feed The Welsh, Elasto-Pop's charity single, is released.
  • 1987 - Oh crap, I have a math test today...
  • 1994 - Beans are Ratified in Congress as both a Magical Fruit and as Something that grows large beanstalks.
  • 2003 - Bush declares war on spam after receiving excessive unbiblical porn in his inbox.
  • 2004 - Britney Spears 100% Fully Clothed Pics spam email used.
  • 2005 - Websites everywhere become littered with "Get Firefox" buttons.
  • 2006 - Did you know everything has subliminal messages? EAT POPCORN!

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My heart has been broken... Then taken out and had a bunch of nails put in it.

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Recently he's been making pictures that people don't like and, having discovered UnNews, has been making fake news stories (rather than the fake regular stories that he normally makes).


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The Bard (baptised 26 April 1564 – died 23 April 1616) was an English poet and playwright widely regarded as the greatest writer of the English language, and the world's preeminent dramatist. He wrote approximately 38 plays and 154 sonnets, as well as a variety of other poems. Already a popular writer in his own lifetime, the Bard became increasingly celebrated after his death and his work adulated by numerous prominent cultural figures through the centuries.


Congratulations to Hardwick Fundlebuggy, our Poet of the Year, and Mhaille, our Self-harmer of the Year!


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