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The '''Goth Scene''' was a movement that began towards the end of the [[11th century]] by the decapitated artist Peter W. Hamsund and the dictator in Gotham City, Thomas Soerensen. Hundreds of thousands of artists, realizing the cold realities of this dark world and the soulless inhabitants of this [[Hell]], turned their backs on their formerly happy creations, such as paintings of [[puppy|puppies]] and [[kitten|kitties]] frolicking in a field of [[rose|roses]], and instead embraced the [[Goth]] subculture. One of the more popular practices was to take the happier works of archaic authors and modernize them into a world of inner torment and pain. Suddenly, cheery works like [[Shakespeare]], ''[[Rent]]'' and ''[[Godzilla vs. Megaman VII]]'' were cast into the dark abyss where no light penetrates. Ah, the sweet agony.
 
The '''Goth Scene''' was a movement that began towards the end of the [[11th century]] by the decapitated artist Peter W. Hamsund and the dictator in Gotham City, Thomas Soerensen. Hundreds of thousands of artists, realizing the cold realities of this dark world and the soulless inhabitants of this [[Hell]], turned their backs on their formerly happy creations, such as paintings of [[puppy|puppies]] and [[kitten|kitties]] frolicking in a field of [[rose|roses]], and instead embraced the [[Goth]] subculture. One of the more popular practices was to take the happier works of archaic authors and modernize them into a world of inner torment and pain. Suddenly, cheery works like [[Shakespeare]], ''[[Rent]]'' and ''[[Godzilla vs. Megaman VII]]'' were cast into the dark abyss where no light penetrates. Ah, the sweet agony.
   
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==Teenagers==
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Scene used to be a, cocksucking [[shit|community]] of [[Gothic]] [[literacy]] movement in the 11th century but, nowadays it's just used by teenagers, in order to gain [[attention]] and, hide from their true ugliness so they wear 13 pounds of makeup everyday and, the gayest hair for the sole purpose of [[attention]]. They listen to [http://www.youtube.com/user/Biersack shitty bands], go to [[bad|concerts]] and, write stupid [[shit|poetry]] and, post it on [[Crap|Myspace]] in attempts to gain attention from others. The [[Main_page|scene population]], is usually populated by suburban [[homosexuals]] who are desperate for [[bitch|intimidation]]. Scene makeups and, hair are usually just a copy off the [[Emo]] hairstyles/makeup but [[crap|ironically]], when asked to being [[emo]] they will say "no" in order to avoid others from thinking that they are doing this for attention (which of course they are) or they will often say "D0nt Be Hatinn!!" as a fail attempt to win an argument with a person that's in spark of pwning them incredibly hard.
The most famous of all Goth Scenes took place on July 19th, [[1999]] in Canton, [[Ohio]]; the first public performance of the freshly [[goth]]-ized [[Romeo and Juliet]]. Changes to the original were many and profound, as evidenced by the new take on the famous 'balcony scene':
 
 
:'''Juliet.''' God, this sucks. I hate my life. I think I'll go take a whole bottle of [[Valium]].
 
 
:'''Romeo.''' My soul is so drenched in the torment that the world heaps on me... What rhymes with 'me'? Hmm... The world blinds me 'til I can no longer see! God, I should be getting publish'd.
 
 
:'''Juliet.''' Whoa, who's the hot guy? Is that Romeo? Aww, he'd never like me, I'm hideous. Ah, Romeo, Romeo, wherefore art thou Romeo? Hey, did you write that?
 
 
:'''Romeo.''' Yeah, I know it sucks...
 
 
:'''Juliet.''' No, it was great! You're so deep and profound! I can sense your torture!
 
 
:'''Romeo.''' Yeah? I've got some more stuff on [[Fanfiction.net]], if you'd like to read it. My screen name's SporkPsycho.
 
 
:'''Juliet.''' Whoa, so cool. So, like, you wanna go to the mall?
 
 
:'''Romeo.''' I can't, I'm grounded.
 
 
:'''Juliet.''' That sucks.
 
 
:'''Romeo.''' Yeah, but I'm playing [[Stabby Rip Stab Stab]] really loud, so my parents will know how much I hurt inside.
 
 
:'''Juliet.''' Good plan. So, what do you usually write on?
 
 
:'''Romeo.''' Love, and how the world contains none of it. I don't believe in love anymore.
 
 
:'''Juliet.''' Oh no, that sucks hardcore! I'm so in love with you! If I can't have you, then I'll kill myself!
 
 
:'''Romeo.''' No, don't do that, I couldn't live if you killed yourself!
 
 
:'''Juliet.''' Really?
 
 
:'''Romeo.''' Yeah.
 
 
:'''Juliet.''' Look, sneak out, I got the new [[Gouge My Heart Out With A Sharp Rock Because I Love You]] CD today, we can listen to that and talk about how stupid the other kids at school are.
 
 
:'''Romeo.''' Sounds good!''
 
   
 
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Latest revision as of 00:51, December 27, 2011

The Goth Scene was a movement that began towards the end of the 11th century by the decapitated artist Peter W. Hamsund and the dictator in Gotham City, Thomas Soerensen. Hundreds of thousands of artists, realizing the cold realities of this dark world and the soulless inhabitants of this Hell, turned their backs on their formerly happy creations, such as paintings of puppies and kitties frolicking in a field of roses, and instead embraced the Goth subculture. One of the more popular practices was to take the happier works of archaic authors and modernize them into a world of inner torment and pain. Suddenly, cheery works like Shakespeare, Rent and Godzilla vs. Megaman VII were cast into the dark abyss where no light penetrates. Ah, the sweet agony.

edit Teenagers

Scene used to be a, cocksucking community of Gothic literacy movement in the 11th century but, nowadays it's just used by teenagers, in order to gain attention and, hide from their true ugliness so they wear 13 pounds of makeup everyday and, the gayest hair for the sole purpose of attention. They listen to shitty bands, go to concerts and, write stupid poetry and, post it on Myspace in attempts to gain attention from others. The scene population, is usually populated by suburban homosexuals who are desperate for intimidation. Scene makeups and, hair are usually just a copy off the Emo hairstyles/makeup but ironically, when asked to being emo they will say "no" in order to avoid others from thinking that they are doing this for attention (which of course they are) or they will often say "D0nt Be Hatinn!!" as a fail attempt to win an argument with a person that's in spark of pwning them incredibly hard.

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