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[edit] Eminem

"slim shady, whos that?" --Eminem on his song lyrics

"I have a gun and I will travel." --Eminem on his having a gun and wanting to travel.

"Eminem, there is no gun." --Morpheus telling Eminem that there is no gun.

Marshall Michelle McManus Mathers XVII (born October 17, 1972), known as Eminem, Slim Shady, Vanilla Ice II, Ruby Necklace (only in his drag performances) and Wigger is best know as the first and most successful openly gay rapper in the United States. He is most known for the quote "Your mom is a whore and I ate a cupcake out of her vagina". He is also known for butt fucking cabbages.

He also holds the current record for the most hated rapper in the United States. With his major fan base being 22 year old homosexuals, most white and black people hate him.

[edit] Early Life

Born in 1972, Mathers had a difficult upbringing, to which he frequently refers in his music. He was born in a parked car outside a Burger King in St Joseph, Missouri, to his mother Deborah Mathers-Briggs who's drug addiction features occasionally in Mathers' work. Mathers' father left home four weeks before Mathers was conceived, a source of persistent whining in his music. He spent his childhood living in the family home, a shed in Diana Ross's garden, where he worked in the coal mines from the age of three. During his early years, his addiction to M&Ms began, which went on to feature greatly in his adult work. His childhood got worse when he was rejected from both the Marvel and DC comic book gangs at aged ten, which is when he turned to rap. Throughout his teenage years, Mathers used rap as an outlet for his homosexual urges. Things hit an all-time low for Mathers in 1988 when he was murdered by 50 Cent. He recovered from this and went on to create the Slim Shady LP, a collection of angry rages blurted over a drum machine.

[edit] Music Career

During his twenties, Mathers released several albums. These performed badly, which, in an interview, Eminem later put down to 'economic factors' and 'sabotage'. However, in the early 2000's the appetite for angry white rap increased, directly correlating to the Bush Presidency and relief over the elusive 'millennium bug'. During this time, much of his music centred around his relationship with Kim Andy Scott, which led to numerous awards, including the US Divorce Lawyer Association's prestigious Customer of the Year award. As his popularity grew, so did his personal wealth, getting the number one spot on the Forbes list 100 Richest Hard Motherfuckers. However, Mathers' was still unhappy. He was plagued by misery throughout his early 30's with problems with his butler and his Mercedes arriving in black rather that obsidian. He was also greatly affected by the prosecution of his friend and producer Dr Dre in 2002. Dre was convicted of practising medicine without a license, posing as a doctor without just cause, and double homicide. It was around this time when he started appearing onstage with a chainsaw, attracting over 20 000 complaints, mostly from Greenpeace and the American Tree Huggers Association. One of Eminem's tademarks is reminding his sub-intelligent fans to whom they are listening. He does this in songs 'My Name Is', 'Without Me' ,'The Real Slim Shady', 'Hello', 'My Name's Marshall but you can call me Eminem', 'Did I mention that I'm called Slim Shady?' and 'Slim slim slim'. Eminem admitted in an interview that he considers his fans to require reminding of who they are listening to, and also that he himself often struggles to keep track of his many names and personae. In 2009 he released one of his angriest albums to date, Relapse, in reference to the return to his M&M addiction he suffered during his 5 year hiatus.

[edit] Acting Career

Mathers tried his hand at acting in 2002, starring in semi-autobiographical rap flick 8 Mile. Eminem said in an interview in 2003 '8 Mile was a big stretch for me. I had to pretend to be a white rapper called Jimmy. My name's not really Jimmy. It's Eminem'. Wait, thats my nick name, so it should be said that, my names not jimmy, its Marshall. Wait, wait wait, how about, my names not rabbit, its eminem. ok there we go

[edit] Future Projects

Mathers will be releasing a new single, 'Shady's my name: don't wear it out' in early 2010 and is also currently in talks over a possible sequel to 8 Mile called 9 Mile.

Mathers wants to bring back Slim Shadey before 2010 and make him as a blood sacrifice for the world. He said he wants to send Slim Shadey straight to Hell to burn.