Today's Message of pain
|Loneliness is the dark despair of solitude. |
It is the feeling that no one loves me.
Not even my mom or my cat really understand the pain of Teenaged Angst.
No one understands me.
No one loves me.
My family claims that they do, but we all know they're lying.
God, I hate them so much; the fakes.
The only people who love me, The only ones who understand or care
All live in my iPod...
Valentines Day. People are supposed to be happy, right?
Not since she left me.
I guess she found someone more screwed up than I am,
or perhaps he's just more Scene than I, or maybe it's his hair.
It was the best three days of my life, though, with her.
She was so much better than the girl last week.
I let her draw Xs and Cut Lines on my wrists in sharpie.
They're still there, mocking me, reflecting the darkness in my soul.
They are tempting me.
Did you care...
|*...that while Pong! the Movie followed suit with the wildly popular video game genre, such as The Super Mario Brothers movie and Resident Evil, it did not play out as well in the box offices?
- ...that while Pong! the Movie followed suit with the wildly popular video game genre, such as The Super Mario Brothers movie and Resident Evil, it did not play out as well in the box offices?
Today sucks because...
December 29: National "In Soviet Russia, Soviet Russia talks like YOU!!" Day
- 1337 - In Soviet Russia, the fat guy strangler strangles YOU!!
- 1501 - In Soviet Russia, WikiHeaven goes to YOU!!
- 1348 - In Soviet Russia, anti-Semitic mob kills JEW!!
- 1809 - In Soviet Russia, road forks YOU!!
- 1918 - In Soviet Russia, state revolutionalizes YOU!!
- 1926 - In Soviet Russia, television watches YOU!!
- 1945 - In Soviet Russia, World War II wins YOU!!
- 1952 - In Soviet Russia, freedom has YOU!!
- 1953 - In Soviet Russia, nothing has YOU!!
- 1954 - In Soviet Russia, subversive literature is not allowed to write YOU!!
- 1955 - In Soviet Russia, married can get YOU!!
- 1956 - In Soviet Russia, the law has equal rights under YOU!!
- 1957 - In Soviet Russia, onlookers are looked upon as strange and possibly insane if they wear no clothes and start barking like dogs in public places to YOU!!
- 1958 - In Soviet Russia, peace can die in YOU!!
- 1959 - In Soviet Russia, hooker pays YOU!!
- 1969 - In Soviet Russia, moon lands on YOU!!
- 1982 - In Soviet Russia, the last recorded bowel movement has YOU!!
- 1989 - My Sweet Thang is born!!! 18 Years Later she marry's a Stud Muffin and they have kids then get divorced. Oh Ya. This all happend it Soviet Russia.
- 1999 - In Soviet Russia, Winslet fatalism subscribes to YOU!!
- 2000 - In Soviet Russia, Y2K bugs YOU!!
- 2001 - In Soviet Russia, ipod listens to YOU!!
- 2004 - In Soviet Russia, idiot reelects YOU!!
- 2005 - In Soviet Russia, the Most Awesome Page Ever worships YOU!!
- 2006 - In Soviet Russia, article hyperlinks YOU!!
- 2007 - In Soviet Russia, n00bs pwn YOU!
- 2010 - In Soviet Russia, cyclopedia uns YOU!
- 2101 - In Soviet Russia, war begins YOU!!
- 2112 - In Soviet Russia, control assumes YOU!!
- 3124 - In Soviet Russia, world destroys YOU!!
- 3875 - silence
Poets of the Month
Modusoperandi hunts down random, unfunny shit which he replaces with less-random, quasi-funny shit. Occasionally he gets up off his ass (or more correctly, sits down on it) and makes a page of his own, to which no one ever goes.
Recently he's been making pictures that people don't like and, having discovered UnNews, has been making fake news stories (rather than the fake regular stories that he normally makes).
The Bard (baptised 26 April 1564 – died 23 April 1616) was an English poet and playwright widely regarded as the greatest writer of the English language, and the world's preeminent dramatist. He wrote approximately 38 plays and 154 sonnets, as well as a variety of other poems. Already a popular writer in his own lifetime, the Bard became increasingly celebrated after his death and his work adulated by numerous prominent cultural figures through the centuries.
Congratulations to Hardwick Fundlebuggy, our Poet of the Year, and Mhaille, our Self-harmer of the Year!
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