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|Linnaean classification||Elephas maximus,|
|Profession||Being Africa's biggest asshole, moving logs|
|Height||6m (30.6277 yards)|
|Weight||450000000000000000000 micrograms (17fl. oz)|
|Hobbies||Losing their shit at the circus, getting jiggy with other elephants|
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