Elephant

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Elephant
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Linnaean classification Elephas maximus[2],
Angrychargus tramplus
Habitat Africa, Asia
Profession Being Africa's biggest asshole, moving logs
Height 6m (30.6277 yards)
Weight 450000000000000000000 micrograms (17fl. oz)
Hobbies Losing their shit at the circus, getting jiggy with other elephants
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