Edgar Savisaar

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Savisaar patting his tummy

“Oh my God.”

~ Everyone on Edgar Savisaar

Edgar Savisaar, also known as Edgar the Kohuke, is a bizarre looking landmark of Tallinn, allegedly the only one that can be found on a world map. Its primary function is to rule over Tallinn for eternity. Conspiracy theorists have found associations between Savisaar and Darth Putin.

[edit] History

Savisaar was founded on May 31, 1950, in a women's prison by an anonymous group called The Liberators of Tallinn. It was practically unknown for many years, but became very popular in 1980's. Savisaar was designed to be human in appearance, but something went wrong and the result can be seen on the picture above. However, it looks good enough to Russians, pensioners and simply strange people, who want to see it as the King of Estonia. To the date, they must put up with Savisaar only being a mayor of Tallinn.

[edit] Argumentation style

It has been theorized that Edgar picked up his argumentation or debate style largely from this website. Egdar will also use various phrases and ideas to sum up his arguments such as comparing something to a smoker living to 100, stating that 2+2=4, that electing his party (K-Party) would solve everything, etc.

[edit] Oral style

Savisaar has a distinctive and recognisable oration style in his television debates. He keeps talking until opponents start screaming to make themselves heard. After that has happen, Savisaar peacefully pats his tummy and says: "Why are you screaming"?

[edit] Anal style

No details are yet forthcoming.

[edit] Other functions

[edit] Looking pretty

It has been theorized that the only purpose of Savissar is to look pretty and stay still, so that while everyone are looking at him, mouths open, real politicians may deal with their secret business behind others backs, for example remove bronze statues from Tõnismäe. However, this function seems highly inefficient, mainly because Savisaar is not pretty.

[edit] Sex machine

Savisaar is surrounded by beautiful young women. Not only his secretary is astonishlingy sexy women (with legs at least twice as tall as other women's), even his alleged wife looks pretty. One of the biggest mysteries in the world.