Edgar Savisaar

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Savisaar patting his tummy

Edgar Savisaar (born April 22, 1950), also known as Edgar the Kohuke, is the current vassal of Estonia under the rule of Darth Putin and Dark Jedi Master Dmitry Medvedev. As a leader of the K-Party (K for Kommunism, the Estonian equivalent for Communism), he coordinates undermining Estonia and is responsible for promoting Communism in Estonia.

[edit] Politics

Edgar Savisaar was the former Estonian Prime Minister for a short period of time. His book Prime Minister - one of the best-written, witty and also one of the most controversial works on European history - originates in this time. Currently, Savisaar is the King of Estonia. It is speculated that the K-Night Party in downtown Tallinn was a great success in K-Party's campaign. This has contributed many enthusiastic voters for Savisaar.

[edit] Controversy

It has been suggested that Edgar Savisaar is a total prick in my opinion. Many paleontologists agree that this would explain a lot. However, some experts believe that he was born in a female jail. This shocking discovery invoked deep social and political disruptions in Estonia, and eventually led to Andrus Unzip's military overturn against Juhan Parts. This helped Edgar Savisaar gain a stronger grip on Estonia and Juhan Parts was sent to a hippie commune in Abu Dhabi.