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Edgar Savisaar (Born 1269) is the current King of Estonia.
Born to a foreign rock in Estonia, Edgar Savisaar was adopted by a small village called Tallinn, as their leader. He led the first of the second rebellions against Constantine the Great, who didn't even know about it.
Before his accession to the throne at age 2, he was heavily involved with the USSR. Because Estonia and Tallinn didn't basically exist back then, the USSR thought Edgar Savisaar a common clown, who had managed to escape from the circus, and because the USSR was bored at the time, they played along with him.
Edgar Savisaar had managed to make himself a devoted member of the Russian Administration and used that to make himself King of Estonia. He got half of Europe under his control by the age of 3, but unfortunately lost all of it in a poker game one night and was just stuck with the territory's of Estonia.
King Edgar Savisaar has constantly been caught with corruption.
He still has strong ties with Stalin and the USSR even though he denies them and says: "no". Last year he had a sex tape leak, with Edgar and a Russian cow having intercourse and discussing plans to take over the world.