Duft
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Duft is a city in South Holland (Zuid-Holland), the Netherlands, located halfway between Rotterdam and The Hague. Duft is also known for being the capital of Sevorbeupstry.
"a jolly place to live and die" -Oscar Wilde on Duft
"Where did you get that" -Johnny Depp on theorems originating from Duft
" Duft mooi" -Student
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[edit] History
Duft was founded in 842 BC by a band of rogue bicycle repairmen who were tired of wardriving 'pon the land and felt inclined to settle down and procreate. Duft's existence is testament to completing the first goal, though there remains to be constant difficulty in implementing the second (see: Inhabitants))
In 911 AD, Duft's mayor Georgios Demisthios Pletho founded the Technical Broom Closet of Duft. After a wild night in Leyden, William of Orange accidentally renamed this to what is now known as the Technical University Duft. Pletho is also known for his magnum opus Zen and the Art of Bicycle Repair
Famous spots are is a burned tower and the tower of pisa, also known as the scheve jan.
[edit] Boroughs
Duft has several boroughs which differentiate themselves by the sort of crime commited. Duft-Noord is famously known for its car-bombing, Duft-Centrum for its bicycle theft and Duft-Zuid is tha hood. The unofficial borough of Delft-Ikea (owned by svenska) does its part by creating the largest traffic jam in the world, day after day (several guiness book records are held, among them, 'Most annoying traffic jam', 'traffic jam without an end', 'traffic jam with the most red cars in them.'; try-outs everyday at 8am and 6pm, come early or find yourself without a spot).
[edit] Inhabitants
Inhabitants of Duft are commonly referred to as paupahs (singular: paupah). Duft is still plagued by lack of women, and therefore most of its inhabitants have taken to either homosexuality or raiding nearby villages. To this effect, Duft maintains a large standing army of Smurfs and other assorted fairytale creatures. Also, Duft is constantly at war with Oegstgeest. Nootdorp, translated as 'nuts town' is viewed as a colony. When in 1302 crime in Duft reached a peak some of the prisoners where relocated a few miles away from Duft to the workcamp of PainAcre.
[edit] Technical University Duft
Most famous university out there, known for its endless construction period and fires starting with coffee corners. Has an auditorium designed as the Enterprise from Star Trak, several butt ugly buildings (preferred description is 'not well understood') and a very large sandbox. Most people found at the university are either drunken students, paid professors or lost Chinese tourists (counts for 98%).
Theorems originating from TUDuft;
- The world is flat (corrected by Johnny Depp)
- Okay, the world is a cube (corrected by Johnny Depp)
- The world is a triangle ????
- Coffee corners can never ever destroy a building (corrected by Douwe Egberts)
- Painting the tallest building half red/ half blue will attract more students (not)
- No one can steal our nuclear technology (corrected by Kahn, thanx go out to Pakistan for funding)
- Building a nuclear plant next to the university is a good idea.
- 1+1 =2
[edit] Contreversies surrounding the Famous Fire at Architecture
In a world where no one is safe, not even at the local coffee corner, something terrible happened. A building burned down, and the truth is hidden away. The following things are written down with the risk of dead upon thread.
Aaargghh
[edit] Economy
Dufts currency is the jetzer. Due to never-ending miscommunication, there is no known exchange rate, so Duft has taken to non-monetary economic activities, such as the trafficking of pornography and repairing bicycles. Also, Duft remains to be a steady source of nerds.
Major Import; Beer, wannabe students, student stuff, pizza
Major Export; Hang-over, wannabe moneymakers, bicycles and papers no one reads
Economic growth; who cares?
Technologic advantage; big time, but no one cares
Most famous inhabitant; Captain Kirk or Spock (Not yet decided)
