Dude, Where's My Time Machine?

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''Dude, Where's My Time Machine?'' is a [[2005]] film written and directed by H.G. Wells, and starring [[Oscar Wilde]] and Ashton Kutcher. The movie is a true story which centers around Kutcher's character, who stumbles upon the perfect formula for time travel while attempting to make a bong out of a kazoo and a boat engine.
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'''Dude, Where's My Time Machine?''' is a [[2005]] "comedy" film written and directed by [[H. G. Wells]], and starring [[Oscar Wilde]] and [[Ashton Kutcher]]. Based on the 1898 novel, the movie is a true story which centers around Kutcher's character, who stumbles upon the perfect formula for [[time travel]] while attempting to make a [[bong]] out of a kazoo and a boat engine.
   
[[Image:Dudemachine.jpg|200px|right|thumb|"Dude, Where's My Career?"]]
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[[Image:Dudemachine.jpg|200px|right|thumb|"Dude, Where's My Job?" Oh yeah. In the toilet.]]
   
 
From the movie's official website:
 
From the movie's official website:
   
:"'You know, people were skeptical at first,' Ashton confided in me, 'And in fact, to this day Oscar and everyone else insist that he's Hugh Grant and not Oscar Wilde, but I was like, fuck that, I read Dorian Gray, okay? I think I'd know Oscar Wilde when I saw him. I read The Importance of Being Dennis or whatever the hell it was, okay? I watched Rambone. I listened to his entire Christmas album! I've got a giant erection right now!'"
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:"''You know, people were skeptical at first,' Ashton confided in me, 'And in fact, to this day Oscar and everyone else insist that he's Hugh Grant and not Oscar Wilde, but I was like, fuck that, I read [[The Picture of Dorian Gray|Dorian Gray]], okay? I think I'd know Oscar Wilde when I saw him. I read [[The Importance of Being Dennis]] or whatever the hell it [[The Importance of Being Earnest|was]], okay? I watched [[Rambo]]ne. I listened to his entire Christmas album! I've got a giant erection right now!''"
   
 
The film has been criticized by physicists who claim the movie paints an unrealistic picture of time travel. Celebrated physicist and cartwheel champion [[Stephen Hawking]] said, "Even if we were to accept that that many sorority [[slut]]s could travel through time at once, it is still improbable that Mr. Kutcher would end up wearing one of the girls' panties."
 
The film has been criticized by physicists who claim the movie paints an unrealistic picture of time travel. Celebrated physicist and cartwheel champion [[Stephen Hawking]] said, "Even if we were to accept that that many sorority [[slut]]s could travel through time at once, it is still improbable that Mr. Kutcher would end up wearing one of the girls' panties."
   
Also, film critics almost universally panned the movie, calling it "sophomoric," "juvenile," and "even worse than that time [[R. Kelly]] peed on me." [[Roger Ebert]], who spoke very positively of Kutcher's work in such films as ''White Dicks for Black Chicks'', a gripping detective thriller set in the segregated [[South]], said: "I just don't believe that anyone who had the ability to time travel wouldn't go back to the 40's and try to bang Rita Hayworth. You know she'd let you! She'd have to. You could easily go back in time even further and screw up her career, or something. You could say, 'Hey, Rita Hayworth is a communist!' and boom, that'd be that. If they even cared about communists back then, I can't remember."
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Also, film critics almost universally panned the movie, calling it "sophomoric," "juvenile," and "even worse than that time [[R. Kelly]] peed on me." [[Roger Ebert]], who spoke very positively of Kutcher's work in such films as [[Whoopi Goldberg|''White Dicks for Black Chicks'']], a detective thriller set in the segregated [[South]], said: "I just don't believe that anyone who had the ability to time travel wouldn't go back to the [[1940s|40's]] and try to bang [[Rita Hayworth]]. You know she'd let you! She'd have to. You could easily go back in time even further and screw up her career, or something. You could say, 'Hey, Rita Hayworth is a [[communist]]!' and boom, that'd be that. If they even cared about communists back then, I can't remember."
   
Despite the overwhelmingly negative reaction from scientists and critics, the movie went on to gross more than $300 million in the [[United States|US]], and about fifty dollars internationally.
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Despite the overwhelmingly negative reaction from scientists such as Gene Ray (of [[Time Cube]] fame), the movie went on to gross more than $300 million in the [[United States|US]], and about fifty dollars internationally.
   
 
==Memorable Quotes==
 
==Memorable Quotes==
   
"Dude! You got a tattoo!"
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:"''Dude! You got a tattoo!''"
   
"So do you, dude! Dude, what does mine say?"
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:"''So do you, dude! Dude, what does mine say?''"
   
"'Sweet'! What about mine?"
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:"'''Sweet'! What about mine?''"
   
"'Dude'! What about mine?"
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:"'''Dude'! What about mine?''"
   
"I just told you. The word 'Sweet' is tattooed on your back. Is the word 'Dude' on my back? That's ridiculous. I'm never smoking weed with you again. God, I must have been baked out of my mind."
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:"''I just told you. The word 'Sweet' is tattooed on your back. Is the word 'Dude' on my back? That's ridiculous. I'm never smoking weed with you again. God, I must have been baked out of my mind.''"
   
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:"''No And Then!''"
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==People who live in my flat who panned this movie==
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*Filip
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*Aston
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Latest revision as of 19:23, February 5, 2012

Dude, Where's My Time Machine? is a 2005 "comedy" film written and directed by H. G. Wells, and starring Oscar Wilde and Ashton Kutcher. Based on the 1898 novel, the movie is a true story which centers around Kutcher's character, who stumbles upon the perfect formula for time travel while attempting to make a bong out of a kazoo and a boat engine.

Dudemachine
"Dude, Where's My Job?" Oh yeah. In the toilet.

From the movie's official website:

"You know, people were skeptical at first,' Ashton confided in me, 'And in fact, to this day Oscar and everyone else insist that he's Hugh Grant and not Oscar Wilde, but I was like, fuck that, I read Dorian Gray, okay? I think I'd know Oscar Wilde when I saw him. I read The Importance of Being Dennis or whatever the hell it was, okay? I watched Rambone. I listened to his entire Christmas album! I've got a giant erection right now!"

The film has been criticized by physicists who claim the movie paints an unrealistic picture of time travel. Celebrated physicist and cartwheel champion Stephen Hawking said, "Even if we were to accept that that many sorority sluts could travel through time at once, it is still improbable that Mr. Kutcher would end up wearing one of the girls' panties."

Also, film critics almost universally panned the movie, calling it "sophomoric," "juvenile," and "even worse than that time R. Kelly peed on me." Roger Ebert, who spoke very positively of Kutcher's work in such films as White Dicks for Black Chicks, a detective thriller set in the segregated South, said: "I just don't believe that anyone who had the ability to time travel wouldn't go back to the 40's and try to bang Rita Hayworth. You know she'd let you! She'd have to. You could easily go back in time even further and screw up her career, or something. You could say, 'Hey, Rita Hayworth is a communist!' and boom, that'd be that. If they even cared about communists back then, I can't remember."

Despite the overwhelmingly negative reaction from scientists such as Gene Ray (of Time Cube fame), the movie went on to gross more than $300 million in the US, and about fifty dollars internationally.

edit Memorable Quotes

"Dude! You got a tattoo!"
"So do you, dude! Dude, what does mine say?"
"'Sweet'! What about mine?"
"'Dude'! What about mine?"
"I just told you. The word 'Sweet' is tattooed on your back. Is the word 'Dude' on my back? That's ridiculous. I'm never smoking weed with you again. God, I must have been baked out of my mind."
"And Then?"
"No And Then!"

edit People who live in my flat who panned this movie

  • Filip
  • Aston


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