Duckburg
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Duckburg is the capitol of the state of Calisota, the supposed 51st state of America located north of California. It is also the largest city in Calisota. It is ruled by leader-for-life Scrooge McDuck, the richest duck in the fantasy world.
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[edit] Origins
Duckburg was originally founded by Chinese settlers in 1023 under the name of Qwackaqwacki, meaning The Land of Ducks, as the location was home to several tribes of Red Indian Ducks.
As the settlers set up shop, several British and French settlers arrived during the Gold Rush, led by Charlie Chaplin. The Ducks, who believed that this was a deliberate attempt to wipe out their tribes, forced out the invaders by a barrage of sharpened mangoes, but kept their technology to build up the city for themselves. Having learnt English from the invaders, rechristened their settlement as Duckopolis, then Duck City and eventually Duckburg.
[edit] Expansion
In 1897, Duckburg was the largest town in America to be built by Native Ducks. Although they were allowed their privacy, they were still burdened by the horror that everyone fears, Bureaucracy. Duckburg was forced to adopt a system of Government beneficial to the U.S. Congress.
And so, in that year, Duckburg had it's first Mayor, and the Town Hall was used for political matters rather than for breeding livestock.
In the years that followed, various waterfowl from abroad settled in the city. Glasgow-born Scrooge McDuck arrived from Scotland and established his own financial empire in the town. Italian sorceress Magica De Spell became one of Duckburgs' more bizarre residents, and for a time Daffy Duck attempted to set up home, but felt that Duckburg was too boring for him, and likened it to Centerville.
[edit] War-time Duckburg
Duckburg, being on the very west coast of America, thankfully eluded the Nazi bombings of World War Two, but wasn't so lucky in World War Three, when the interstate highway linking it to St. Canard was completely destroyed, with an estimate of 21,000 dead.
However, Duckburg has it's own volunteer force ready for action. The Junior Woodchucks act as a rear-guard for the city during wartime, and the city is protected by the Disneyland armed forces.
Launchpad McQuack, a prominent airman of the Disneyland Air Force, is from Duckburg.
[edit] Its people
Anthromorphs are the main residents of Duckburg, made up of 50% ducks and 50% dogs whom live by separate by equal lives such as not intermarrying each other (because it's unnatural). Ducks and dogs don't like each other, and they are preparing for a "race war" of horrifying porportions, funded by Scrooge McDuck enterprises with war profiterring. Duckburg's population 1,234,567 and 89 (actually, 0) humans, although eggs aren't included when the dogs stole them...and the ducks shall neuter or put 'em asleep.
[edit] Places of Interest
There are various attractions around Duckburg open to both locals and tourists:
- The Money-Bin - Home of Scrooge McDuck's vast wealth, but open only externally to visitors.
- The Launchpad McQuack Memorial - A converted airplane hanger and a museum to the brave Launchpad McQuack who died in 1993 on inactive service.
- McDuck Mansion - Home of the McDucks since 1630. Used originally as a summer house when the McDucks were on vacation. Also believed to have once housed Count Duckula.
- The Public Lavatory - The first ever public toilets fitted in Duckburg. Visitors are advised to take precautions against the smell.
[edit] Local Celebrities
- Scrooge McDuck - Richest Duck in the World
- Magica De Spell - A sorceress with a split personality
- Donald Duck - Short-tempered Communist
- Launchpad McQuack - The birthplace and deathplace of the bravest airborne Duck
- Rubber Duck - A rumor was past for toy ducks at Duckburg to send Rubber Duckies to your cow's Boobs.
- Count Duckula - Rumoured to have once lived in Duckburg
- Daffy Duck - An idiot, but still, he's also, Duck Dodgers!
- Duck - A regular duck. Nothing more, nothing less.
[edit] Surrogate egg hatchers
Its sister/brother/lover city is Saint Canard, the capitol of Maniberta, in the supposed 11th province of Canada located south of Ontario. It is where Launchpad McQuack is hiding from his military draft card, and his new live-in partner is Darkwing (schmuck) Duck.
And then there's Toontown USA, located within Disneyland and Mickey Mouse said Duckburg owns them money, he PWNed them.
“I'd rather live here than Detroit!”
