Dublin Drunken Popes

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“DDP SUCKS!!! GO ARSENAL!!! YARGHHHH (vomits, falls over).”
~ Oscar Wilde on Dublin Drunken Popes


His Holiness Pope Sixtus IV kicks ass on the footy field.

The Dublin Drunken Popes is one of the least successful and most infamous football clubs of the Irish Premier League. Occasionally they partake in Major League Bloodbath play. Founded in 1209 by Pope Sixtus IV (who was exiled to Ireland after a short tenure as host on Spanish Inquisition), the club was originally called just the Dublin Popes, but "Drunken" was added by Sixtus himself while he was drunk.

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