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[[Image:Cocaine razor.jpg|right|thumb|250px|[[Cocaine]], one of the many playable field items.]]
 
{{Q|I was on the 1999 National All Star team.|Whitney Houston|drug addiction}}
 
{{Q|I was on the 1999 National All Star team.|Whitney Houston|drug addiction}}
 
{{Q|Well you're going to have to face it; you're addicted to drugs.|Robert Palmer|drug addiction}}
 
{{Q|Well you're going to have to face it; you're addicted to drugs.|Robert Palmer|drug addiction}}
 
[[Image:Cocaine razor.jpg|right|rhumb|190px|[[Cocaine]], one of the many playable field items.]]
 
[[Image:Marijuana-leaf.jpg|right|thumb|190px|[[Marijuana]], one of the many playable field items.]]
 
 
 
'''Drug addiction''' is a popular sport which originated in [[America]] and has since grown into an international frenzy. It is considered by many to be America's real past time, as opposed to [[baseball]].
 
'''Drug addiction''' is a popular sport which originated in [[America]] and has since grown into an international frenzy. It is considered by many to be America's real past time, as opposed to [[baseball]].
   
== The Players ==
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The game usually takes place in a stadium which is often referred to as the "ghetto", someone's basement, or a [[kids]] park. The game starts with the Addict and Pusherman on the playing field, trying to avoid being "arrested" by the cops (one of which may be undercover). From here, the game can take many different directions.
   
The game usually consists of a team of ten. The team members' roles are:
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== How It Is Played ==
   
*'''Addict''' - the most important player in the game.
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The addicts goal is to use their chosen accessory, EI: Pipe, rolled up bill, straw, or [[needle]], to trick every friend and family member, (excluding team-mates) into thinking they are average decent people till their faces are so grotesque, deformed, and ugly. The more horrific one looks before someone begins to question their health, and the more nonsensical they speak and act before someone questions their mental health, the more points the player receives.
*'''Pusherman''' (or '''Dealer''') - another important player; supplies the drugs.
 
*'''Cop(s)''' - usually on the offense, trying to stop and arrest the two above.
 
*'''Novartis pharmaceuticals'''
 
*'''District Attorney''' - also on the offense; attempts to put the Addict and Pusherman behind bars.
 
*'''Defense Attorney''' - usually on the defense, trying to help the Addict and Pusherman post-arrest.
 
*'''Rehab Counselor''' - a liar.
 
*'''Bubba''' - the forced-homosexual butch cellmate of the Pusherman.
 
*'''[[DMX]]''' - usually the Addict's inspiration.
 
*'''Allah''' - the God the Addict turns to after converting to [[Islam]] in prison.
 
   
== How It Is Played ==
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The Dealer's goal is to lie and manipulate the Addict into [[lying]], stealing and cheating as much as they can in order to get their hands on more drugs. If the Dealer is good enough to convince the addict to get more people to join their team, the more points they receive.
   
The game usually takes place in a stadium which is often referred to as the "ghetto" (other possible stadiums: [[Darryl Strawberry]]'s basement, [[Rush Limbaugh]]'s bathroom, the Superdome, your basement). The game starts with the Addict and Pusherman on the playing field, trying to avoid being "arrested" by the cops (one of which may be undercover). From here, the game can take many different directions. One option is for the Addict and Pusherman to barricade themselves in their mother's house and subsequently die from gunshot wounds by the police after an intense shoot-out, thus ending the game. The more common option is that the two are arrested after being victims of [[police brutality]] and/or [[sodomy]].
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The Cop's goal is to intercept all plays made by the opposing team. Extra points are allocated for wrongful imprisonment, as well as for large busts that lead to money or drugs disappearing from the evidence locker. A bonus is also given for uncalled for actions leading to mortality on the opposite team.
   
The addicts goal is to use their chosen accessory, EI: Pipe, rolled up bill, straw, or needle, to trick every friend and family member, (excluding team-mates) into thinking they are average decent people till their faces are so grotesque, deformed, and ugly. The more horrific one looks before someone begins to question their health, and the more nonsensical they speak and act before someone questions their mental health, the more points the player receives.
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From here, two new players are called onto the field: the District Attorney and the Defence Attorney. After a long part of the game which is known as a "trial", the attorneys are substituted by the Rehab Counselor. From here, the Addict and Pusherman are released after a brief intervention with the Rehab Counselor. Then, the game starts all over again. During the second round, the attorneys are replaced by Bubba and Allah; the Addict and Pusherman are incarcerated. DMX is on the field the entire duration of the game.
   
The Dealer's goal is to lie and manipulate the Addict into lying, stealing and cheating as much as they can in order to get their hands on drugs. If the Dealer is good enough to convince the addict to get more people to join their team, the more points they receive. Points are all exchanged into currency and deposited into Colombian or Mexican drug lords bank accounts.
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== The Players ==
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[[Image:Marijuana-leaf.jpg|right|thumb|250px|[[Marijuana]], one of the many playable field items.]]
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The game usually consists of a team of ten. The team members' roles are:
   
The Cop's goal is to intercept all plays made by the apposing team. Extra points are allocated for wrongful imprisonment, as well as for large busts that lead to money or drugs disappearing from the evidence locker. A bonus is also given for uncalled for actions leading to mortality on the opposite team.
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*'''[[You|Addict]]''' - the most important player in the game.
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*'''Pusherman''' (or '''[[Drug dealer|Dealer]]''') - another important player; supplies the drugs.
From here, two new players are called onto the field: the District Attorney and the Defense Attorney. After a long part of the game which is known as a "trial", the attorneys are substituted by the Rehab Counselor. From here, the Addict and Pusherman are released after a brief intervention with the Rehab Counselor. Then, the game starts all over again. During the second round, the attorneys are replaced by Bubba and Allah; the Addict and Pusherman are incarcerated. DMX is on the field the entire duration of the game.
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*'''[[Police|Cop(s)]]''' - usually on the offence, trying to stop and arrest the two above.
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*'''[[Bastard|Prosecution Attorney]]''' - also on the offence; attempts to put the Addict and Pusherman behind bars.
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*'''[[Cunt|Defence Attorney]]''' - usually on the defence, trying to help the Addict and Pusherman post-arrest.
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*'''[[Rehab|Rehab Counsellor]]''' - a liar.
   
 
== The Addiction Bowl ==
 
== The Addiction Bowl ==
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The Addiction Bowl is a TV show about drug addiction shown after Superbowl. Otherwise known as "420", the Addiction Bowl is one of the most widely watched sports programs, with addicts from all over the world tuning in viewing figures often exceeded those of the Superbowl and World Series combined.
   
The Addiction Bowl is the equivalent of the Superbowl in drug addiction. Otherwise known as "[[420]]", the Addiction Bowl is one of the most widely watched sports programs, beating out the Superbowl and World Series put together and multiplied by nine.
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Typically, the game lasts all day and is hosted in many suburbs and ghettos across the world, particularly in the United States. The game starts with ditching school and/or work. During half-time, a bowl of [[Trix]] is usually eaten. The [[game]] ends with a ceremonial overdose where afterwards the families of the Addicts get to celebrate the success of their children's careers.
   
Typically, the game lasts all day and is hosted in many suburbs and ghettos across the world, particularly in the United States. The game starts out with ditching school and/or work. During halftime, a bowl of [[Trix]] is usually eaten. The game ends with a ceremonial overdose where afterwards the families of the Addicts get to celebrate the success of their children's careers.
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== See also ==
 
== See Also ==
 
 
*[[Video Game Addiction]]
 
*[[Video Game Addiction]]
 
*[[Extreme Stamp Licking|Stamp-licking addiction]]
 
*[[Extreme Stamp Licking|Stamp-licking addiction]]
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*[[HowTo:Take the Road to Ruin]]
   
 
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Revision as of 13:58, February 27, 2012

Cocaine razor
Cocaine, one of the many playable field items.
“I was on the 1999 National All Star team.”
~ Whitney Houston on drug addiction
“Well you're going to have to face it; you're addicted to drugs.”
~ Robert Palmer on drug addiction

Drug addiction is a popular sport which originated in America and has since grown into an international frenzy. It is considered by many to be America's real past time, as opposed to baseball.

The game usually takes place in a stadium which is often referred to as the "ghetto", someone's basement, or a kids park. The game starts with the Addict and Pusherman on the playing field, trying to avoid being "arrested" by the cops (one of which may be undercover). From here, the game can take many different directions.

How It Is Played

The addicts goal is to use their chosen accessory, EI: Pipe, rolled up bill, straw, or needle, to trick every friend and family member, (excluding team-mates) into thinking they are average decent people till their faces are so grotesque, deformed, and ugly. The more horrific one looks before someone begins to question their health, and the more nonsensical they speak and act before someone questions their mental health, the more points the player receives.

The Dealer's goal is to lie and manipulate the Addict into lying, stealing and cheating as much as they can in order to get their hands on more drugs. If the Dealer is good enough to convince the addict to get more people to join their team, the more points they receive.

The Cop's goal is to intercept all plays made by the opposing team. Extra points are allocated for wrongful imprisonment, as well as for large busts that lead to money or drugs disappearing from the evidence locker. A bonus is also given for uncalled for actions leading to mortality on the opposite team.

From here, two new players are called onto the field: the District Attorney and the Defence Attorney. After a long part of the game which is known as a "trial", the attorneys are substituted by the Rehab Counselor. From here, the Addict and Pusherman are released after a brief intervention with the Rehab Counselor. Then, the game starts all over again. During the second round, the attorneys are replaced by Bubba and Allah; the Addict and Pusherman are incarcerated. DMX is on the field the entire duration of the game.

The Players

Marijuana-leaf
Marijuana, one of the many playable field items.

The game usually consists of a team of ten. The team members' roles are:

  • Addict - the most important player in the game.
  • Pusherman (or Dealer) - another important player; supplies the drugs.
  • Cop(s) - usually on the offence, trying to stop and arrest the two above.
  • Prosecution Attorney - also on the offence; attempts to put the Addict and Pusherman behind bars.
  • Defence Attorney - usually on the defence, trying to help the Addict and Pusherman post-arrest.
  • Rehab Counsellor - a liar.

The Addiction Bowl

The Addiction Bowl is a TV show about drug addiction shown after Superbowl. Otherwise known as "420", the Addiction Bowl is one of the most widely watched sports programs, with addicts from all over the world tuning in viewing figures often exceeded those of the Superbowl and World Series combined.

Typically, the game lasts all day and is hosted in many suburbs and ghettos across the world, particularly in the United States. The game starts with ditching school and/or work. During half-time, a bowl of Trix is usually eaten. The game ends with a ceremonial overdose where afterwards the families of the Addicts get to celebrate the success of their children's careers.

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