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The customer: Ok, honey, I'll be right home. I'm just gonna get something to eat. Ok, bye!

(The car drives into the Drive-thru lane. Slowly, the car moves up in line until it is in front of the speaker.)

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May I take your order?

Speaker: chrudvryusrbdiwdesvdshe.

Customer: What did you call me?

Speaker: lsdtusdtlxst

Customer:I can't understand you.

Speaker: Sorry about that . This box is a little staticy. What I meant to say was, can I take your order?

Customer: I'll have a burger, no mayonnaise, a large fry, and a medium coke.

Speaker: So, a burger, extra mayo,-

Customer: I said I didn't want any mayonnaise.

Speaker: What do you mean?

Customer: I don't want mayonnaise.

Speaker: Everyone gets mayonnaise.

Customer: Don't give me mayonnaise. I don't want mayonnaise.

Speaker: You have to get mayonnaise.

Customer: I don't want mayonnaise.

Speaker: I don't understand what you mean.

Customer: I'll kill you!

Speaker: Ok, let’s move on. You want a small fry, and a medium Pepsi.

Customer: No, idiot, I want a large fry, and a medium coke.

Speaker: Well, we can't seem to agree on anything here.

Customer: It's my order!

Speaker: Here, we like to think of them as our orders.

Customer: Your crazy.

Driver in the car behind the customer: Hey, bud, hurry up!

Customer: Common, I want a burger with no mayonnaise, a large fry, and a medium coke.

Speaker: So you want mayonnaise?

Customer: (weeping) Look, all I ever wanted in life was a burger with no mayonnaise. Is that too much to ask for? Just one burger with no mayo? Please, just one burger?

Speaker: Mayonnaise?

Customer: (sigh) Ok, just put on the mayo.

Speaker: So a burger with mayo, a small fry, and a medium Pepsi.

Customer: I guess. Just give me the food.

Speaker You also want a chicken sandwich.

Chicken sandwich

Yes, you do.

Customer No, I don't.

Speaker: You want a chicken sandwich.

Customer: No, I don't.

Speaker: Yes, you do.

Customer: No, I don't.

Speaker: Yes, you do.

Customer: Can I speak to someone else?

Speaker: Its just you and me here.

Driver in the car behind the customer: Listen buddy, if you don't order your damn food already I'm going to come up there and smack you upside the head.

Customer: Hold on! Fine, I'll get a chicken sandwich. Are you happy now?

Speaker: Where not making the chicken sandwich today.

Customer: Great. Can I pull up now?

Speaker: No, you can't.

Customer: For god's sake, why not?

Speaker: I'll miss you once you’re gone. We should say goodbye.

Customer: Goodbye. Now hurry up!

Speaker: Goodbye, see you later. Pleasant dreams, I hope we meet again-

Driver in the car behind the customer: Alright, I'm coming up there.

(Gets out of the car. Starts to walk toward the customer)

Customer: Could you tell them to hurry up so I can pull up?

Speaker: I can't do that.

Customer: Why?

Speaker: It's against our policy.

(The driver gets up to the customers car. The customer quickly tries to lock the door but is not fast enough. The driver pulls the door open, the customer slams it shut on the driver's fingers)

Driver in the car behind the customer: Ahhh! My fingers! What's wrong with you!

Customer: I'm sorry!

Driver in the car behind the customer: I'm calling the cops, you psycho. (walks away, angrily)

Speaker: You still want mayo, right?

Customer: I don't want anything. As soon as the car ahead of me moves up I'm getting out of here.

Customer: You can't do that.

Customer: Why?

Speaker: Because I have your daughter.

Little girl: Daddy, save me!

Customer: I don't even have a daughter.

Speaker: Then who the heck is this kid?

Customer: Yeah, I'm just going to stop talking to you.

Speaker: Come on. I like our conversations.

Speaker: Talk to me, please?

Speaker: This is just childish.

Speaker: Please?

Speaker: Dan, Dan, Dan, Daannnn (deep breath) Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn-

Customer: Stop it! My name's not Dan!

Speaker: Oh yeah, I don't even know your name! In fact, the only thing I really know about you is that you really like mayo.

Customer: Shut up, I-

Police: Open up, and get out with your hands up.

(Customer looks around are realizes police have surrounded his car)

Speaker: Dan! What did you do this time!

Customer: Ok, don't shoot, I'm coming out.

Driver in the car behind the customer: Look out, he's going for his gun!

Customer: No, It’s just my wallet-

(BAM)

Speaker: You better get out and face up to your crime, Dan.

Speaker: Hello?

Speaker: Dan?



Speaker: Mayo?




The End

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