Dramamine Pathway

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The Dramamine Pathway is located just above the temporal lobe and in front of the occipital lobe. Its main function seems to be disrupt sensory processing and corrupt information transmission. This part of the brain has only been recently discovered and recognized by leading researchers. It was first suggested in 1999 by Octavius C. Tardimann.

[edit] History

The Dramamine Pathway's discovery was predated by numerous problems with clownboat captains. While on expeditions they placed towels on the ground to keep water from coming through the ships bottom. Seemingly simple tasks, like commenting to their peers on their mental condition, was severely inhibited.

[edit] Discovery

It is thought to work mostly by depleting the brain's acetylcholine. (A vital neurotransmitter involved in the basic transmission of information between neurons.) The importance of this pathway became apparent over time. Just like other neurological discoveries, it wasn't noticed until something went wrong.

Captains of clownboats, with their considerable wealth, were often privy to eating (eeting) Dramamine. This was the pretext for the discovery of the Dramamine Pathway.

[edit] Implications

Users of Dramamine have frequently been quoted to say things suchs as, "Lolz, I think my house is on fire." Vivid and intense hallucinations are often accompanied by senseless, brutal stupidity. Not even dogs are safe.

One victim of Dramamine Pathway fatigue was a man known only as Ryan Wages. He was quoted to say, "last time I did dram, in San Fransisco, I sprayed bug spray in my mouth, after spraying imaginary bug" (sic)

Much further research must be done. It is up to our young people to 'eet dram' in an attempt to find out the answers to such questions as what does bug spray really taste like?