Dr. Nefarious

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Dr. Nefarious
Supervillain

Classification	Gay Robot
Position	Idiotic Homo-Supervillain
Weapon	Gay device that turns people into robots (Fagball.) Giant cock that sprays sperm on enemy ships.
Loyalty	Himself The Irken Empire Axis of Evil-Doers
In it for	Galactic Dommination and Awesome Pants

LAAAAAWRENCE!!!!

“H-E T-U-R-N-E-D M-E I-N-T-O A F-A-G-G-O-T-!”

~ Some Tyhranoid on Dr. Nefarious

“YOUR MOM !”

~ Oscar Wilde on Dr. Nefarious

“LAAAAWRENCE!”

~ Dr. Nefarious on His Butler

“Fuck Him”

~ Supreme Executive Chairman Drek on Dr. Nefarious

“WHAT THE FUCK?”

~ James Arnold Taylor on Dr. Nefarious

Dr. Nefarious is an evil robot fashion designer who attempted but failed to enslave San Francisco by turning its citizens into gay Robots with a Death Star-like device which he called a "Healthy Crap." His attempt at queer domination failed though when a Pikachu by the name of Pikachu from the planet China and a robot/backpack named Ash from parts unknown thwarted his evil plan and caused Dr. Nefarious to throw a bitch fit. A few years after his defeat, Dr. Nefarious was sued for using a copywritten evil plan which was at first used by Barney the homosexual purple dinosaur who was paid by Michael Jackson to "turn kids into robots" and lure them to the Neverland Ranch. Nefarious's lawyer/butler Lawrence denied this though and was quoted as saying "My client has the brain meats of a 5 year old." Dr. Nefarious then began to yell but his brain overloaded and he began to broadcast an episode of the hit soap opera of the year 24689725189: Desperate Housewives. Bender the robot from the hit reality show Futurama who was at Dr. Nefarious's trial said that he liked the way Nefarious referred to organic life forms as Mentally retarded.

After Dr. Nefarious threatened to "annihilate everyone in the Galactic Senate if Barney the purple dinosaur did not drop the lawsuit, Barney had no choice but to drop the lawsuit, but in an ironic twist, Nefarious killed that purple freak anyway. He is known to randomly scream LAAAAWWWRENCE!

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[edit] Personal History

Dr. Nefarious's rather insane disposition began (before he became a robot) back in Oprah's 9th grade biology class. Here, the rather dim witted superhero Steve Ballmer tormented him by posing as a school bully (Ballmer was 26 at the time). A long time after this, Steve Ballmer confronted the gender confused villain at his secret lair on planet Pluto. When Ballmer tried to fucking kill Nefarious "for old time's sake," he knocked Nefarious into a machine of sorts and that machine somehow turned Dr. Nefarious into the homosexual robot he is now. He was fine with this, since robots are fucking awesome. However, upon reading an article about him on Encyclopedia Dramatica, which is a wiki devoted to making fun of people on LiveJournal and DeviantART, Nefarious went mad. When the lonely, life-lacking Dramatica writers found Nefarious's LJ, they made an article about him. It had slanderous material such as a photoshopped picture of Nefarious's head on the body of that guy from 300, saying "This is LAAAAAAWRENCE!", or "Lawrence, mah boi!" This was the last straw for Nefarious. First, god made him a fag, then Steve Ballmer Fucking Killed Him, which resulted in him becoming a robot, and now some little Fucknut was mocking him? His only remaining option was to wipe out all life in the galaxy, and take up fashion designing. He was gay, so there was no choice in the matter.

[edit] Media Connections

Dr. Nefarious makes an appearance on CNN to recruit queens to his cause.

Dr. Nefarious appears on the O'Reilly Factor to Gain Bill O'Reilly's support in destroying the straight people.

Being a Fairy, Dr. Nefarious had many connections in the media (both Oprah and otherwise). These connections worked to his advantage because it allowed Dr. Nefarious to use the media to convince queers all over the galaxy to join him in killing all the organic life forms. Nefarious made many appearances on various radio and talk shows to discuss his evil plans and coax fags into join his cause. He talked about "destroying the heteros", and gave several valid (to him) reasons why straight life forms must be destroyed. The three shows that Dr. Nefarious appeared on most frequently however were Oprah, The View, and The O'Reilly Factor because Bill O'Reilly was also an evil villain who opted for world (if not galactic) domination. Oprah let him on the show because "I'M OPRAAAAAH!". In his most recent TV appearance, Dr. Nefarious appeared on CNN to give more valid reasons to kill all not-gay lifeforms.

[edit] Deadly war strategist

Nute Gunray will be pissed that this is here.

This too.

Dr. Nefarious isn't just a tyranical faggot bent on galactic dommination that nobody (except maybe his butler) would take seriously. That's Tom Cruise. He is also a brilliant war strategist who has at his disposal a massive homo army that he uses to crush his enemies and the squishies (any type of heterosexual life form). He purchased this army from a relative of the now deceased former viceroy of the Soviet Union, Lindsay Lohan.

[edit] Dr. Nefarious's speech to the gay citizens of San Francisco

"Homosexual Citizens of San Francisco, the hour of your liberation is at hand! For to long have we fags suffered under the bigotry, the stupidity, the flapdoodling and foul stench of hetero life forms! Soon! All queens will bask in the liberty, and equality, of my fabulous, iron-fisted rule, babe! As for you filthy, non gay life forms, you can look forward to being subjected to Y!Gallery until your penis spontaneously combusts! Ha ha ha ha ha ha! Thats all for now babe..."

Nefarious taking some time off to do a photo shoot.

[edit] Generals

Aside from his butler Lawrence, Dr. Nefarious has others who do his dirty work, such as building his hidious superweapons, conquering a planet, or fetching him some kittens to huff when he is under stress. To do these things, Dr. Nefarious has two generals who do his bidding:

[edit] Courtney Gears

“Her Specifications were remarkable”

~ Clank on Courtney Gears

A former pop star, as well as an exact replica of Federline baby dispenser, Britney Spears, fused together with Courtney Love & turned into a robot, Courtney Gears was assigned to work at Dr. Nefarious's top secret weapons facility in the Obani Moons system. There, on Obani draco, she tests Dr. Nefarious's super weapon, the Fagball, to make sure that it give its victims the perfect combination of homosexuality and cybernetic technology. Another factor in Nefarious's decision to apoint Courtney was her DIVINE sense of fashion! And she gets naked...

[edit] Song

She also recruits homosexuals through retarded pop songs like this one:

Hey what's up people, it's Courtney Gears. Are you feeling me, queers? I'm feeling you. I see the future - and what do I see? Homo's going crazy 'cross the galaxy. Can't stand Hetroes, they're soft and squishy. The time is now; we faggots must be free! Do you want to be free? Then shout with me! FUCK YEAH! This goes out to all you faries 'cross the galaxy. It's time for you and me to rise up and - ass - rape. Don't stop till we dominate, Won't you feel gay, When we rape all - not-gay - LIFE!

Dr. Nefarious and his favorite General.

[edit] Rob the Evil Backstabbing Robot Tampon

Also Known as General Rob, he is Dr. Nefarious's most trusted and favorite general. In Battle, Rob will mercilessly lead his troops into battle, leaving nothing but homosexual robots his wake. When not in battle, Rob is usually Nefarious's first choice in handling negotiations with the Irken Empire because he is quite deceptive and can tip the tables in Nefarious's favor, should the Irkens decide to break their alliance with Dr. Nefarious.

[edit] Irken Alliance

“Your galaxy is ours!”

~ Zim and Dr. Nefarious on Galactic Domination

Zim and Dr. Nefarious plot their reign of terror

The Irken Empire's new robotic soldiers - courtesy of Dr. Nefarious.

It has been recently learned that Dr. Nefarious has joined forces with the ruler of earth, Zim. They entered into a mutual agreement when it was realized they could only achieve galacitc dominace with the use of their respective recources.

A propaganda poster of their master plan

Together, they plan to enslave planet after planet by first turning the planet's inhabitants into gay robots with Dr. Nefarious's Fagball weapon and then put the robots to work, establishing new bases for Zim until he and Dr. Nefarious have conquered the galaxy. Rumor has it though, that the two have already started to secretly enslave the humans. Also, the Irken armada is thought to be hovering over earth, thus explaining the strange cloud formations. Once earth has been completely enslaved by the Irkens, it will still be ruled by Zim, and will be using Dr. Nefarious's robotic soldiers and high-tech weapons to subdue all of mankind and crush any resistance movements. Dr. Nefarious has not only joined up with Zim however, but he has in fact joined up with the Irken Empire and has supplied the irkens with many valuable resources.

It is believed by many that such an aliiance can never last as Zim and the Irken Empire are not interested in ridding the Universe of Heterosexual life forms. The Irken species is entirely Heteroseaxual(Except for Skooge and Purple), which would conflict with Nefarious's plans to "Gay the Galaxy!" The collapse of the Nefarious-Irken allince may be the Straight Galaxy's only hope.

[edit] Recent years

Fabulous!

he has also made an allaince with a race known as the Zoni. Also he rapes people inside his Great Cock. (Pictured left.) he has disbanded with the zoni, as indicated when he yelled FUCK OFF HETEROES! Right now he and zim are trying to go back in time to give gay guys second chances, make sure that the fucknut mentioned earlier wont make an encyclopedia dramatica article about him, and to make sure that "The heteroes ALWAYS lose!"