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A '''dork''' (also known as a person called Roger), from the French ''dormir'' (to sleep), is a short nap taken on a hard surface. The subject wakes up rested but with an IQ reduced by 10 points and a bruise on the head. The [[IQ]] scale is normally defined without the bruise to reduce confusion. The word has passed into mistaken parlance as meaning "someone who has dorked," due to the proliferation of people who have succumbed to the disease. It is important to point out that 'dorks' were not ''always'' morons but just had an accident with the cutting board, and we should all treat them with the same common decency we lend all human beings (minus the voting rights).
 
A '''dork''' (also known as a person called Roger), from the French ''dormir'' (to sleep), is a short nap taken on a hard surface. The subject wakes up rested but with an IQ reduced by 10 points and a bruise on the head. The [[IQ]] scale is normally defined without the bruise to reduce confusion. The word has passed into mistaken parlance as meaning "someone who has dorked," due to the proliferation of people who have succumbed to the disease. It is important to point out that 'dorks' were not ''always'' morons but just had an accident with the cutting board, and we should all treat them with the same common decency we lend all human beings (minus the voting rights).
 
==Dork causes==
 
==Dork causes==
[[Image: ADork.JPG |thumb|right|200px| Repeated taps on the forehead with the middle finger may cause terminal dorkiness.
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[[Image:Mega Dork.jpg|thumb|400px|right|A mega-dork, more dorkier than a mere dork...]]
'''Do NOT try this at home!''']]
 
   
 
All incidents of dorkiness are caused by head trauma. This may happen in an infinite variety of unlikely but nevertheless hilarious ways. For example:
 
All incidents of dorkiness are caused by head trauma. This may happen in an infinite variety of unlikely but nevertheless hilarious ways. For example:

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