Don Bluth
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“Damned CGI!!!”
~ Don Bluth on how his movies are considered crap nowdays
“If your movies were so great then why I've never heard about them?”
~ Retard on Don Bluth
Don Bluth is a wonderfull movie director and mormon that is specially famous for great cult classics such as Titan A.E., Land Before Time and Anastasia, all of which hardcore porn movies. He mainly works as a pimp nowdays.
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Biography
Don Bluth was born in El Paso Texas, to the cast of Brokeback Mountain. Since as a youngester he desired to do movies, but his real inspiration came in his teeenage years, when he started watching hentai porn. Although the famous hentai director Hayao Miyazaki is just as an old fart as Don is, seeing the availiable porn at the time inspired him to go work for Walt Disney, at the time gaining a lot of cash from controversial movies such as Shit Black and Dumbo. After performing a wonderfull blowjob, he was soonly hired, and with him came works such as Robin [Morning] Wood, The Rescuers, Whine to the Poo and Pete's Slut.
Afterwards, though, Disney's death got him a little bonkers. He meet with another inspiring director, Richard Rich, an inspiring pervert responsible for movies such as The Sex Cauldron, Swan Princess and The Trumpet of the Slut, as well as the more recent Muhammad: the last rapist, portraying Muhammad as a serial pedophile rather than a prophet, an offense to any muslim. Together they made The Fox and the Hound, and Bluth went away for good.
His wild years
For the rest of his life Don Bluth made movies for anyone but Disney. For some reason there's a wild tendency to make sequels of his movies without his consent, often with disastrous consequences. Some of his most precious movies include:
Banjo the Woophile Cat
A precious short animation of a cat who runs from his home in Utah to work as a male prostitute in Las Vegas. Don Bluth's first movie outside Disney, and cumming into DVDs in 2009 (considering it was made in 1979, it was about time, don't you think?).
The Secret of N.I.M.H.
Don Bluth's first feature length movie, and considered by many to be his master piece. The story focuses on a mouse called Mrs Brisby, who does sexual favors to mutant rats in return for medicine for her sick son. The comedian Dom DeLuise is a crow, and Hermione is a shrew. Eventually, the sluts at MGM decided to make a sequel, in which Mrs Brisby son, Timothy, after recovering from his sickness, does exactly what she does in the in first movie, although for no appearent reason. Many consider the sequel a disgrace to the original.
(In case you didn't got the title, it stands for Non-consensual Illegal Masturbation in Hobos. I hope I was of any help :D)
Dragon's Chair
Don Bluth's first video game, focusing on erotic misadventures of Dirk the Daring with Daphne and a dragon. Recommended for bisexual audiences.
The sequel once more was a disaster. There are some plans for an actual movie (see below).
Space Axe
Similar to the above, only as a parody of Star Treek. A total EPIC PHAILURE!!!!!
An American Tailhole
Don Bluth's first work with Universal Pictures (something that he would highly regret afterwards), the story focuses on a young russian jew mouse called Fievel who decides to live up for the american dream, only to end up gang raped by the mafian cats. He meets a vegan cat named Tigger and some whorish pigeons, to whom he becomes friends with. Together they make orgies until they end up finding Fievel's family. This was one of Don Bluth's ultra successes and even won to Disney movies. But, as always, someone had to make sequels. None of the three sequels+tv series had the success the original movie had.
Some wondered if Don Bluth has a sexual attraction to rodents, due to this movie and the previous Secret of NIMH, plus his previous work with Disney The Rescuers and the fact he was found with a rat impaled in his cock.
The Land Before Orgasm
If Bluth's previous zoophile exploits were of any use, this one certainly was. The story focuses on the sexual adventures of five dinosaurs chicks, which wish to go to a place called "The Great Valley" (an obvious refference to Las Vegas), and that are always being chased by the dinosaur pedophile Big Tooth. The movie was too a box office hit, but, once more, someone had to make sequels: Universal made about one hundred, the last came yesterday. All of them are, at best, shit, thanks to the dull porn and coyly voices. When does Universal ever learn?
“Thats what you get for making illegal sequels of my pr0n!”
~ Don Bluth on Universal
All Dogs Go To Hell
Tired of Universal's bitchness, Bluth went to work once more with MGM on a new project concerning canine slutiness. The movie focuses on a horny german shepherd that has multiple homosexual and heterosexual interactions with other dogs in a casino in Las Vegas; he then goes to Hell, where he now gives blowjobs and rapes puppies (all puppies go to Hell you know?). The movie didn't work well in the theaters, but furries loved it so much it became a cult classic, and MGM had obviously to make sequels, didn't it?
“Et tu, MGM?”
~ Don Bluth on MGM
Lower Movies
MGM's betrayal made Bluth reconsider to whom he would whore off his movies. He produced Cock-a-Doodle and Thumb the vaselina to some random jerk that appeared, who sadly kept everything for himself, thus preventing them form becoming successfull theatrical releases. He'd later make A Troll in Wikipedia and The Dildo and the Penguin for Warner Bros., who actually bothered to not make sequels. They were crap anyway.
Analtasia
Don Bluth finally decided to join Fox, and he also released his first movie based on real facts (although all of his previous movies were true). Analtasia focuses on Russia's famous whorish family the Romanovs, overthrown by the evil communist monk Rasputin, who didn't let anyone prostitute themselves. Analtasia was the last surviving member of the Romanov sluts, and, after getting amnesia, she ended up in a lower class brothel. In the obvious lack of clients she went away, eventually meeting Dmitri (an extra horny teenager, who secretly fucked Analtasia in her child years), and his zoophile friend, who likes to fuck Anal's dog. Rasputin, however, isn't dead yet, and he and his bat fuck toy do anything to stop Anal and her crew to arrive to her granny's orgy castle in Paris. Will our heroes manage to survive the journey and fuck in France?
Analtasia's success (the first after so many EPIC PHAILURES) allowed Don Bluth to make a sequel of the movie, the first sequel in which he actually could direct. This sequel, Bartok the Flatuent, however, it was just as worst as any sequels before, even if the director was present. Bluth has a lot of bad luck appearently.
Titan A.E.
Bluth's last movie to date. It was such a total shit that Fox kicked Bluth's ass and threw him away...not before gang raping him, obviously.
Current Situation
After his last movie's trauma, he went bonkers afterwards. Rumours say that he is trying to find funds for a project about a Dragon Chair movie, but so far no one showed up. He's just raping random kids now. He earns his life by whoring off the actors that participated in his movies, thus being America's most successfull pimp
