Don't vote for my dog!
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Reasons not to vote for Buddy
I don't make these kinds of remarks lightly. I have both
edited enhanced photos and logic to back up my statements.
I have an audio clip of Buddy saying the following:
|A gay dog! (file info)|
“I'm cookoo for dudes!”
You heard him. He's a gay dog. No one likes gay dogs.
He's a nigger
When forced to choose between a plate with an American flag on it and a plate with watermelon on it, Buddy chose the watermelon. This makes him a nigger.
He hates America
With all of this legitimate evidence, one could say that Buddy is a gay nigger who hates America.
If you vote for Buddy
You will regret it.
- ↑ I'll fuck you up.