Domo-kun

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Domo-Kun is a Grue, who is the ruler of his home country, Japan, as well as the rest of the world. He kills kittens every time you masturbate, please think of Cliche Kitten. There were debates as to whether or not Domo-Kun could kill God, but the truth is Domo-Kun IS God and nudles. Some have said that Domo-Kun is another evil plan of disney's, but this was debunked in his autobiography; "RAAAAAR RA RAR". Domo-Kun is the only grue known to have successfully fought off an Ubergrue.

[edit] Biography

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[edit] The Emergence of a Hero

While sweeping up the glass from the window his friend broke, Domo-Kun overheard the Powerpuff Girls going over a plot that would kill Little Mac. The girls were sick of Little Mac's epic run for the title taking attention away from them, and they had been formulating revenge ever since Little Mac beat Soda Popinski. Frantically, Domo-Kun rode on his bicycle to warn his friend, and reached him just as the girls were getting into position Drop a Fucking Elephant on Him. Unfortunately, Little Mac was got off-guard, and failed to dodge Domo-Kun, and the crash instantly decapitated him. Domo-Kun's grief was only increased when Mac's trainer Doc refused to listen to his explanation of what the fuck he had just done. A sobbing Domo-Kun was sent to his room. However, he finally snapped when the PPG flew by on the way to some open manholes, calling him a freak and a reject. In a rage, Domo-Kun went after them, bringing a stick he found on his way to the street. To the amazement of the PPG, he managed to fight off Professor Utonium's lightning strikes long enough to thwack the girls with his stick a dozen or so times, which shockingly caused considerable damage to the slutty (and incestuos) trio, who took to the skies. Domo-Kun, channeling his inner power, flapped his arms with enough force to cause an air resistance that allowed him to transcend gravity. In other words, he fucking flew. Domo-Kun then shot a spew of fucking fireballs at his opponents, causing them to temporarily retreat, and put things in the hands of their minions. Fighting through a Robo-Dragon and a Penguin Armada, Domo-Kun intercepted the retreating whores, and shot them down with blasts of rage. Unfortunately, a last-second shot by one of the girls grazed Domo-Kun's arm, causing him to tumble along with the bitchy threesome. The four landed on a car, which Domo-Kun quickly destroyed in an instance of blind fury. In the chaos, the PPG flew away to their master, DeathAdder. Hitching a ride on a giant bird that just happened to be in the area, Domo-Kun fought his way through yet more enemies, including two giant Red Knights, who were revealed to be homosexual lovers in their final moments of life. He traveled into DeathAdder's throne room, and upon dispatching of the PPG yet again, Domo-Kun finally faced off against the unholy ball-scratcher himself. He was victorious, despite minor setbacks such as being doused with the flames of Hell. Little Mac had been avenged.

[edit] The Aftermath

Unable to deal with what their son had become, Oprah and Jerry Falwell killed themselves, much to the delight of millions. He began training with Goku, and went on to become the most powerful creature on Earth.

Domo-Kun demonstrating the Kamehameha wave to local passerby.

[edit] The Afteraftermath

When he returned to his hometown, Domo-Kun realized he could no longer live a normal life. He dedicated himself to making the world a better place for the grues, which had become disorganized due to the lack of a leader. He traveled across the world, and tracked down the remaining grues until they were thousands in number. But the grues needed a home, a place to build their own civilization. Thus did Domo-Kun channel his power to reactivate Vesuvius, and launching the molten lava into the middle of the Pacific Ocean where it cooled instantly, forming an island thousands of miles in diameter. Domo-Kun then teleported to the island where he spent seven hours creating a paradise of mile high buildings, majestic forests, and free cable using nothing but the pure energy coursing through his body. In this land the grues lived in peace for many years. But then the outside world grew jealous, and declared war on the grues. Big mistake. With no effort at all, Domo-Kun quickly decimated the human soldiers. Knowing that they were doomed, the humans decided that if they were going down, the grues were going down with them. The used duct tape to combine every single nuclear weapon, creating a missile of death weighing 4 trillion tons, with the explosive power of a thousand supernovas. Domo-Kun flew into space to meet the missile, and with a cry of "RRRRAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!", he unleashed a Gallickamaehabeamcannaiokendestructobomb, a technique that took over nine thousand episodes for Goku to charge up. The blast detonated the missile, and with the last of his infinite power, Domo-Kun opened his mouth and swallowed the explosion. His organs exploded, yet his impenetrable skin and titanium bones contained the blast. He plummeted to Earth, but during atmospheric re-entry, a miracle occurred. Domo-Kun, while burning up, farted. The nuclear explosion, combined with his superhuman gas, recreated Domo-Kun's innards, and he regained consciousness in time to make a three point landing. When his fellow grues finished applauding, cheering, and orally servicing our hero, Domo-Kun spoke a single profound statement.

[edit] Domo-Kun's Profound Statement

[edit] The Ubergrue Battle

Soon after becoming leader of the Grues, the Grue Kingdom started panicing when half of the human-eating expedition disappeared and were reportedly eaten by an Ubergrue. Domo-Kun ordered scouts to find the Ubergrue. It was found a few seconds later when a Grue 7 feet away pointed at half the island which was crumbling to the ground. No Grue would go to fight it. But Domo bravely tried to attack the Ubergrue. Out of nowhere, the Ubergrue fired it's laser, but Domo dodged it by pummeling the ground, causing the Earth to fall down. He then attacked the Ubergrue with a tree, but the tree got cut into a gazillion pieces and gave Domo TWO DIFFERENT SPLINTERS. The Ubergrue inhaled Domo like a noob. Domo spent 2 weeks inside the Ubergrue, feeding on the humans it ate and sharpening his teeth on the Ubergrue's bone. He then finally managed to pick off it's tooth and gag it with it. Domo jumped out and used his sharp teeth to cut the Ubergrue's skin open. The Ubergrue then got really ticked off and started pounding the ground, causing the entire island to sink into the ocean. But Domo started pounding atoms together with his hands and eventually made Ununoctium. He stuck it in the Ubergrue's wound and then sealed it up with duct tape. He then proceeded to puke in it's face. Domo-Kun teleported off the island as fast as he could and the Ubergrue exploded, completely pwning the already asploding island.

[edit] Favorite foods

Don't ever ask a Domo-kun for a blowjob.

Kittens
Turkey
Chickens
Squirrels
Emos
Goths
Hobos
Republicans
Jessica Alba's vagina
GameSpot Users
Fat people
Watermelon
Sham-Wow!
MOS Burger
Crack
John Travolta's Hair
Hiphoppers
and the In-n-Out secret menu
Twilight
Edwardo Cullenoz
Twilight Fangirl Fags
Menkyogami
Shinigami
More Shinigami
Pieces of paper, especially of the Death Note Variety
Police officers
Elementary School Children
Racist people
Rednecks
Metalheads
Snuggies

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[edit] Allies

[edit] See also

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Contents

[edit] Biography

[edit] The Emergence of a Hero

[edit] The Aftermath

[edit] The Afteraftermath

[edit] Domo-Kun's Profound Statement

[edit] The Ubergrue Battle

[edit] Favorite foods

[edit] Enemies

[edit] Allies

[edit] See also

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