Dolph Ziggler

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“Hi, I'm Dolph Ziggler”

~ Dolph Ziggler on himself

“I'M DOLPH ZIGGLER!!”

~ Dolph Ziggler on you refusing his greeting

“*SLAP* Hi, I'm Dolph Ziggler”

~ Dolph Ziggler attacking you for refusing his polite greeting

“He's Dolph Ziggler.”

~ Captain Obvious on Dolph Ziggler

“You're Dolph Ziggler.................ZIGGLER”

~ Mr. Kennedy on Dolph Ziggler

“Mr Ziggles”

~ John Morrison

Dolph Ziggler (born on Dolph Ziggler in the year, Dolph Ziggler) is a WWE Dolph Ziggler. The man is considered a great wrestler, seen to be in the same class as legends such as Braden Walker.

Contents 1 Personal life 2 Wrestling Career 2.1 Dolph Zigglers Finisher 2.2 Dolph Ziggler the Golf Caddy and Cheerleader 3 Dolph The Legend 4 In Wrestling

[edit] Personal life

Dolph Ziggler was not born, rather, he was crafted in a vat of bleach and baby oil with his sole purpose to be Sylvester Stallone's opponent in Rocky IV, where he posed as a Soviet Russian. The movie was a total disaster as the ring ended up fighting Rocky inside Dolph Ziggler.

[edit] Wrestling Career

Dolph Ziggler doesn't wrestle, he uses his gift of superb athletic ability to introduce himself to WWE superstars on his weekly shows: Monday Night Ziggler, Extreme Championship Ziggler, WWE Ziggler and Ziggler Gets Smackedown .

• List of People Dolph has introduced himself to
  • Vince McMahon
  • Goldust
  • Samuel L. Jackson
  • bananaphone
  • Shawn Michaels
  • MVP
  • Rey Mysterio
  • Rey Mysterio Snr
  • Kenny
  • Randy Orton
  • Johnny
  • Mitch
  • Mikey
  • Sailor Jupiter
  • Ronald Reagan
  • Reg Reagan
  • Barack Obama
  • Horny Warnie
  • Wayne Brady
  • Tourettes Guy
  • Sailor Venus
  • Rambo
  • Rocky
  • Mr. T
  • James Bond
  • Hubert Horatio Humphrey
  • Colin Mochrie
  • Kurt Angle
  • The Lead dude from Rage Against the Machine
  • Your Mom
  • WordGirl
  • Himself
  • Ayumi Hamasaki (redone)
  • Michael Jackson
  • the kid michael was raping (i no hes dead you dont have to bitch about it)
  • You (i ran away)
  • every single power ranger
  • bret "i got screwed and im gunna bitch about it" hart
  • his hairgel
  • MISTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER KKKEEENNNNNNEEEDDDYYY................................kkkeeennnnnneeedddyyy
  • yoda
  • will smith
  • nacho libre
  • shane mcmahon
  • the cookie monster
  • Terminator (the good 1 and the bad 1
  • I AM PERFECTION I AM PERFECTION
  • You Know Who
  • Uncyclopedia
  • Doctor Who
  • The Hardy Boys
  • maria
  • his Testicles
  • Yucko the Clown

[edit] Dolph Zigglers Finisher

Dolph Ziggler invnted the best wrestling finisher ever that will stay with WWE for generations. His 'Here, have some hair gel' move is amazing, and has struck fear in the hearts of many Superstars. To do his powerful move, you must slap a whole load of hair gel on your hair, comb it back, run your fingers through it and flick it to someone. He is one almighty warrior.

[edit] Dolph Ziggler the Golf Caddy and Cheerleader

Before becoming a Dolph Ziggler, Dolph Ziggler was Steved into becoming the golf caddy of a Mexican man who wanted to know what it was like, being male, middle class and white. It was a bitch, if you don't believe, just listen out to Ben Folds' new CD. Subsequently, Dolph became motivated to the point that he legally changed his name to Golph Ziggler. This gig lasted for a few weeks, he was under par but was later eliminated by Tiger Woods. After he was exiled by Woods, Golph Ziggler changed his name to Dolphy and became a male cheerleader. He had a tough time as he was bombarded with sewage and was then cramped into a small box with four other men, which worked to his advantage for the most part.

[edit] Dolph The Legend

When Dolph Ziggler got sick of not being Dolph Ziggler, Dolph Ziggler re-bleached Dolph Ziggler's hair, re-covered Dolph Ziggler with Baby oil, and intoduced himself to the world as Tupac Shakur. He then went and popped a cap in the asses of people for fun and later decided that the name Tupac Shakur would mean the end of the bleach. Dolph then started wearing shiny tights and introduced himself to Vince McMahon, who devoted all his shows to him. His Tuesday night show was altered for a month when Braden Walker knock-knocked and knocked some brains out. Walker was then inducted into the Hall of Fame and left, leaving the Tuesday show to once again be Extreme Championship Ziggler.

[edit] In Wrestling

• Nicknames
  • "Dolph Ziggler"
  • "Dolph Ziggler"
  • "Dolph Ziggler"
  • "Dolph Ziggler"
  • "Dolph Ziggler"
  • "THE Dolph Ziggler"
  • "Zolph Diggler"
  • "Ashton Kutcher"
  • "Bert

• Finishing and signature moves
  • Dolph Ziggler
  • Hi, My name is Dolph Ziggler
  • That awesome kick he gave Batista that one time
  • Making his opponent chase him outside the ring then jump back before the referee counts to 10
  • When all else fails, CHAIR SHOTS!!

• Dolph Ziggler's activities
  • Introducing himself
  • Knocking out Sylvester Stallone
  • Kicking Batista in the head that one time
  • Introducing himself a little more
  • Bleaching his hair
  • Wearing shiny tights (who doesn't?)
  • Having "Peanut Butter Time" with his dog, Dolph Ziggler

• Inspirations
  • Dolph Ziggler

• • That is all