Dollar store
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Most dollar stores require you to pay in the same form of currency that you are purchasing. For instance, four $1 bills can be purchased for $4, payable in 1-dollar bills. This has turned out to be confusing to some consumers, who wonder why they would bother going to the dollar store to purchase money if it costs them exactly the same amount of money to obtain the new bills (which, very often, are old bills). Fortunately for the dollar stores, they don't really rely on the custom of the average consumer.
Dollar stores are used extensively by the treasury arm of several national governments, though it is unclear precisely what purpose they serve. Spokespersons for the US Treasury Department have steadfastly refused to comment on the issue.
As part of the Dollar store's new advertisement, they now also sell bills in the 5 dollar format.
You might ask how a Dollar Store could make any sort of profit. Answer? Volume.
[edit] Strife
After the rapidly increasing inflation in the late 20th century, dollar stores nationwide were no longer able to meet their promised price. Growing desperate, franchise owners tried to keep the business afloat, with gimmicks like the two-dollar store, the 5 dollar store, the 650-cent store, the 10 buck store, the under 18 store (quickly abandoned), the $50 store, and finally, the Euro store.
Luckily, these alarming trends only lasted a span of about 15 minutes before completely returning to normal. Previously,David Leslie has been held responsible for these temporary phenomena; however, it is the oppinion of many experts that this unfair due to Davids currcumstances, namely his overwhelming incestual behaviors eliciting much speculation on what caused these ludicrous marketing decisions, most sources now point toward Nerf poisoning and electric eels, baby.
Dollar stores are known for where to go when you want to kill yourself with cheap Chinese goods, but just can't quite afford to go to Walmart. You don't have to dress up like Walmart, either.
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