Doh
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Doh is the answer to all questions in the universe, including "where are the car keys?", "what do you make cookies out of?", "what is that smell?", "what is Homer Simpson's catch phrase?" and "did you remember to disarm the warhead before you removed it?".
Doh was origninally developed during the cold war by Russian scientists as a counterpart to Albert Einstein's Theory of Relativity. Though critics claim that doh is just a misspelling of d'oh (see Critics), most curling players and drunken monkeys agree that doh is among the greatest inventions in human history (with the possible exeption of baked beans).
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[edit] History
Theory of Doh was very unpopular at first, probably even more unpopular than Einstein's theory of relativity. It was widely considered by Americans that this theory was illogical and stupid. However, at the end of the cold war, an American philosopher, Homer Simpson, publicly announced his support for the theory of Doh. He explained that "Doh" is a simplified form of answers to all questions in the universe and is more logical than algebra, which complicates simple things even when unnecessary, e.g. making "2+2=4" into "2+2=x x=4".
[edit] Examples of questions that doh can answer
- "What's the sum of 12+75?"
- "Dude, where's my car?"
- "What is the purpose of life?" Penises are hilarious, are they not?
- "What is the answer to number 2?"
- "What is an appropriate answer to this question?"
- "Finish this sequence: do, ray, me, fa, so, la, te, ___."
- "Have change for a quarter?"
And most importantly
- "Where are the doughnuts?"
[edit] Theory of Doh
Russia's answer to the Theory of Evolution is the Theory of Doh, which basically claims that doh is based on doh and doh through doh over doh. This theory was, however, never accepted outside the borders of Russia - possibly because the Russians were the only people smart enough to understand its true meaning.
[edit] Critics
Many people, namely from America, claim that doh is nothing more than a misspelling of d'oh. This is, of course, ridiculous and no further discussion is necessary.
