Dodge
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Dodge is automaker based in The United States of Germany and owned by DaimlerBenzChryslerHitler Corp. The President of DBCHX is Dieter Zetche, a man with a moustache almost as funny as Hitler's. He is featured in several commercials, that are not funny at all. dan coventry is the first gay ceo of ford
[edit] History of Dodge
Dodge was founded by Mr. Taxx Dodge in the year of our Lord art thou in tinfoil, 1888. The first car he made was the famous Dodge Rammit pickup powered by a 32.0 Liter VI-11 hydro-diesel engine making well over 22,000 horsepower and 12 lb.ft. of torque. The Rammit also could go well over 500 miles-per-hour. In addition, it could be equipped with 15 19 calliber .50 machine guns, heat seeking missiles, ion cannons and a horn that plays La Cucaracha. Dodge is worly renowned for their new car the Dawdge Chawrger. Dodges are very popular with smurfs. For some reason smurfs love mopar. The second car the company designed was called the Dodge Dammit, as this is what most owners said after they drove it from the showroom.
[edit] Dodge's Marketing Strategy
Former Chrysler CEO, Lee Iacoca is one of the pioneers in Dodge's marketing strategy. He is quoted as saying, "At dodge we believe in the disposable car, the more cars consumers purchase the better the economy is". Ioacoca also says, "When we build a dodge we make sure that we use the cheapest parts as possible, this ensures that after 25 to 30 miles on one of our vehicles that it will be rendered beyond repair". Dodge has been known to make cars that self destruct since the 80's. A nice feature on their vehicles is that the head gaskets blow, and when they do the consumer will know that the car is ready to be taken to the junk yard for recycling. This strengthens the economy in many ways. First off, mechanics and tow companies are benefiting greatly from their products. This helps secure American jobs. Secondly, since the resale value depreciates so fast, insurance companies save a lot of money on insurance claims and in the end lowers premiums. Today's dodge is implementing a new and innovative technology on the Ram and Durango truck line. The Durango enbodies the town in Colorado it was name for, its really shitty yet is very expensive This feature is called complete stability control in which the wheels often fall off because of low quality bearings. When a driver is hitting too many pot-holes or driving the vehicle off-road it senses that this could be a dangerous driving situation and the vehicles wheels fall off to ensure maximum stability. They can even sense when someone is high on zanax or other perscription drugs by literally driving off the side of the road and taking out mailboxes to wake the unconscience mumbling driver. By having no wheels on your vehicle it is nearly impossible to lose traction. These innovations are truly the future of the American auto industry and dodge is the leader in making cars disposable. They have the worse truck.
[edit] Memorable Dodge Cars
- 1986 Dodge PistolWhipped GT: As reaction to the success of the Ford Rustang Super Touring, Dodge introduced this car based on the Dodge Omnimon.
- 1994 Dodge Neon: In order to ward off Ricers, Dodge introduced this compact.
- 1974 Dodge Monaco: Former Mount Prospect police car, used as the Bluesmobile by the Blues Brothers.
- 1888 Dodge Rammit: First Dodge car.
- 1990 Dodge Drafter: Used in NASCAR racing.
- 1995 Dodge Burner: Called this because of the front mounted flame thrower.
- 2000 Dodge Intrepid: The most disposable car ever built be prepaid to put a new engine with only 2 miles on the car
- 1988 DODGE DYNASTY. DODGE GREATEST CAR EVER BUILT...
- 1977 DODGE DIPLOMAT Car model mentioned in Bob Dylan's song Like a Rolling Stone
- 2010 Dodge Challenger. (See: 1970 Dodge Challenger)
- 3012 Dodge Rammit the 2st has flame throw, everthing from the Rammit, a hoverboard, and a scram jet.
Dont forget th dodge ram(the biggest piece of shit to set tires on this planet.
