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'''Dr. Victor "Vicky" Von Doom''' (born 1961) is a remote viewer who specializes in predicting utter crap. In 1983 he was called into learning Remote Viewing technique under Ingo Swan, many of his readings where unsatisfactory. In [[1989]] he started a private company to teach the technique to the public sector. He currently still owns the [[world]] and is a master of [[Scientology]].
'''Dr. Victor "Vicky" Veni Vidi Vici Von Doom''' (AKA: [http://www.remoteviewer.org/remoteviewing/dames.htm Ed Dames]) (1961-????) Is a remote viewer who specializes in predicting utter crap. In [[1983]] he was called into learning Remote Viewing technique under Ingo Swan, many of his readings where unsatisfactory. In [[1989]] he started a private company to teach the technique to the public sector. He currently still owns the [[world]] and is a master of [[Scientology]].
 
   
   
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[[Image:Beardo.jpg|thumb|250px|right|Dr. Doom, as pictured before he underwent re-constructive surgery. Dr. Doom now looks very similar to Geraldo Rivera.]]
 
[[Image:Beardo.jpg|thumb|250px|right|Dr. Doom, as pictured before he underwent re-constructive surgery. Dr. Doom now looks very similar to Geraldo Rivera.]]
   
Due to being the eldest direct descendant of [[Origins of Chivalry | Chivalry Hawkins]], Dr. Doom (born Victor Von Doom) is the current ruler of [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Latveria Latveria] and the result of an indiscretion involving a Latverian witch named Rita and [[Elvis Presley]]. Victor studied the dark arts of [[Dianetics]] and learned all he could about [[Scientology]]. This makes him a master of technology and magic as an OTXI level powered Thetan. His younger sister died at the age of 6 from severe brain hemorrhaging as the result of massive head trauma from a donkey punch delivered by [[Brian Peppers]]. Dr. Doom didn't seem to notice. He is an arch-nemesis of both the [[Fantastic Four]] and the Get-Along-Gang. He also has a strange fetish for fellatio in the middle of Broadway musicals while spanking a monkey. The monkey is paid five dollars.
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Due to being the eldest direct descendant of [[Origins of Chivalry | Chivalry Hawkins]], Dr. Doom (born Victor Von Doom) is the current ruler of [[Latvia|Latveria]] and the result of an indiscretion involving a Latverian witch named Rita and [[Elvis Presley]]. Victor studied the dark arts of [[Dianetics]] and learned all he could about [[Scientology]]. This makes him a master of technology and magic as an OTXI level powered Thetan. His younger sister died at the age of 6 from severe brain hemorrhaging as the result of massive head trauma from a donkey punch delivered by [[Brian Peppers]]. Dr. Doom didn't seem to notice. He is an arch-nemesis of both the [[Fantastic Four]] and the Get-Along-Gang. He also has a strange fetish for fellatio in the middle of Broadway musicals while spanking a monkey. The monkey is paid five dollars.
   
 
== The College Years ==
 
== The College Years ==
   
Richard was working on his [[PhD]] in [[World Domination]] minoring in [[Fascism]], and was on the honor roll. Two college students named [[Keith Richards|Reed "Keith" Richards]] and [[ Thing|Ben Grimm]] went on a panty raid at a nearby sorority and forgot to invite Victor. Angry at not being invited, he made an device to contact his dead mother being held prisoner by [[Xenu]] using his [[Scientology]] skills and Xenu blew up a themro grenade in his face. It scarred his face, but he felt that it was not enough. After that, he got even more angrier, and had a suit of iron armor made by [[Monks]] and he put on the face-plate while it was still white hot and burnt his face until it resembled a grilled-cheese sandwich. In order to disguise his dis-figuration he wore a mask and a fake mustache and beard.
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Richard was working on his [[Ph.D.]] in [[World Domination]] minoring in [[Fascism]], and was on the honor roll. Two college students named [[Keith Richards|Reed "Keith" Richards]] and [[ Thing|Ben Grimm]] went on a panty raid at a nearby sorority and forgot to invite Victor. Angry at not being invited, he made an device to contact his dead mother being held prisoner by [[Xenu]] using his [[Scientology]] skills and Xenu blew up a themro grenade in his face. It scarred his face, but he felt that it was not enough. After that, he got even more angrier, and had a suit of iron armor made by [[Monks]] and he put on the face-plate while it was still white hot and burnt his face until it resembled a grilled-cheese sandwich. In order to disguise his dis-figuration he wore a mask and a fake mustache and beard.
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He considers himself a [[genius]] because he did these things, and now calls himself Doctor Doom, despite the fact that he did not graduate from college and had nine credit hours left to fill in [[Liberalism|Humanities]] and [[Anthropology|Social Science]]. Anyone who disagrees with him over his right to call himself a Doctor, he will give a Rear Admiral Wedgie to them to teach them a lesson. Dr. Doom claims he CLEPPED out of those classes later and got his degree from a Diploma Mill called L. Ron Hubbard College of Dianetics.
 
He considers himself a [[genius]] because he did these things, and now calls himself Doctor Doom, despite the fact that he did not graduate from college and had nine credit hours left to fill in [[Liberalism|Humanities]] and [[Anthropology|Social Science]]. Anyone who disagrees with him over his right to call himself a Doctor, he will give a Rear Admiral Wedgie to them to teach them a lesson. Dr. Doom claims he CLEPPED out of those classes later and got his degree from a Diploma Mill called L. Ron Hubbard College of Dianetics.
   
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For many years, his genius went unnoticed and unrewarded, but that all changed when the daughter of one of his patients forwarded the Doctor for a Nobel Prize. With his trademark green [[miniskirt]] and matching cape, the Doctor became an instant hit, and was able to spread his services to a much wider audience. He later changed his name to Dr. Victor "Vicky" Von Doom. He later went on to write the very famous [[Dr. Doom's Proof of Inherent Flaws in Democracy]] that prove that [[George W. Bush]]'s leadership and the way he runs the USA are valid and correct.
 
For many years, his genius went unnoticed and unrewarded, but that all changed when the daughter of one of his patients forwarded the Doctor for a Nobel Prize. With his trademark green [[miniskirt]] and matching cape, the Doctor became an instant hit, and was able to spread his services to a much wider audience. He later changed his name to Dr. Victor "Vicky" Von Doom. He later went on to write the very famous [[Dr. Doom's Proof of Inherent Flaws in Democracy]] that prove that [[George W. Bush]]'s leadership and the way he runs the USA are valid and correct.
   
Dr. Doom would have brought about world peace by taking over the world and making it one government under him, if it hadn't been for the Fantastic Four. Dr. Doom hired an agent, Luke Cage, to help him get rid of the Fantastic Four, but Mr. Cage lead the Fantastic Four to Doom's house and then asked Dr. Doom to "Where's my money, honey!" while the Fantastic Four set Dr. Doom's house on fire. Dr. Doom then screamed "RRRRIIIIIIIICCCCCCHHHHHHHAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRDDDDDDDDDSSSSSS!" and said "Oh snap! I should have hired [[Venom]] or [[Deadpool]] instead."
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Dr. Doom would have brought about world peace by taking over the world and making it one government under him, if it hadn't been for the Fantastic Four. Dr. Doom hired an agent, Luke Cage, to help him get rid of the Fantastic Four, but Mr. Cage lead the Fantastic Four to Doom's house and then asked Dr. Doom to "Where's my money, honey!" while the Fantastic Four set Dr. Doom's house on fire.
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==Cures AIDS==
 
==Cures AIDS==
 
In the year 3212, Doom discovered that AIDS was created by the increase of movies that contained the insane [[Jabba the Hutt|Hutt]] known as [[Tom Cruise]]. He promptly slaughtered Cruise, saving all the world for a hundred years (after which it is foretold that Cruise will walk the earth again) from AIDS. As a result, Tom Cruise was unable to have sex with women or men, and Dr. Doom cured [[herpes]] as well.
 
In the year 3212, Doom discovered that AIDS was created by the increase of movies that contained the insane [[Jabba the Hutt|Hutt]] known as [[Tom Cruise]]. He promptly slaughtered Cruise, saving all the world for a hundred years (after which it is foretold that Cruise will walk the earth again) from AIDS. As a result, Tom Cruise was unable to have sex with women or men, and Dr. Doom cured [[herpes]] as well.
 
==Rap and Techno Career==
 
Doom is currently one of the most popular underground rappers and techno artists of all time, operating under the name [[MF Doom]] as not to arouse suspicion. <ref>[http://www.mfdoomsite.com/ MF Doom]</ref> Doom is a musical genius and original gangsta who uses music as a weapon. He claims that Reed Richards is tone-deaf and cannot even play or sing one note. Oh well. His debut rap album, Get Rich or DIE AT MY HAND YOU MOTHERFUCKER, comes out May 18.
 
<ref>[http://www.purevolume.com/drdoom Dr. Doom's Techno Album]</ref>
 
 
Music critics had ripped Doom's works to shreds, until Dr. Doom replaced the critics' brains with robotic replacements, and then Doom won a few Grammy awards. Dr. Doom sometimes partners up with [[Dr. Dre]], [[50 Cent]], and the Hypno Hustler in a right-wing conspiracy to take over the world through music.
 
 
== Famous Quotes: ==
 
(Doom on [[cheese]]): "CURSE YOU, RICHAAAAAARDS!!!"
 
 
(Dooom on [[religion]]):"CURSE YOU, RICHAAAAAARDS!!!"
 
 
(Doom on [[crack]]) : "CURSE YOU, RICHARDS!!!!"
 
 
(Doom on [[Thomas the Tank Engine]]): "CURSE YOU, RICHAAAAAARDS!!!"
 
 
(Doom on [[Khan]]): "CURSE YOU, RICHAAAAAARDS!!!"
 
 
(Doom on [[Keith Richards|Richards]]): "HEY RICHARD MA HOMIE! WHAZZAP!"
 
 
(Doom on a [[Squirrel]]): "CURSE YOU, RICHAAAAAARDS!!!"
 
 
(Doom on his [[Mood]]): "!!!SDRAAAAAAHCIR ,UOY ESRUC"
 
 
(Doom on [[George Bush]]): "RICHHH... Wait, that's not right!!!"
 
 
(Doom on [[Rolling Stones]]): "CURSE YOU, KEITH RICHAAAAAARDS!!!"
 
 
(Doom on [[Doomsday]]): "CURSE YOU, RICHAAAAAAAAARDS!!!"
 
 
(Doom on [[Infinite Crisis]]): "CURSE YOU, INFINITE RICHAAAAAAAAAARDS!!!"
 
 
(Doom on [[Sparta]]): "CURSE YOU, SPARRRRRRRRTTTTAAAAAAA!!!"
 
 
(Doom on [[Deadpool]] being a forced meme on Uncyclopedia): "CURSE YOU, [[User:Drokkonen|RICHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARDS]]!!!"
 
 
(Doom on [[Sex]]): "CURSE YOU, DENISE RICHAAAAAAAAAARDS!!!"
 
 
(Doom on [[drugs]]): "CURSE YOU RICHAAAAAAAAARDS!!!"
 
 
(Doom on his [[Viagra|erectile dysfunction]]): "CURSE YOU RICHAAAAAAAAAAAAARDS!!!"
 
 
(Doom on [[Evolution]] and [[Richard Dawkins]]): "CURSE YOU RICHAAAAAAAAAAAAARDS!!!"
 
 
(Doom on [[Puppies]] and Hats with Feathers): "CURSE YOU RICHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARDS!!!"
 
 
(Doom on [[Jessica Alba]] Playing Sue Storm in the motion picture): "CURSE YOU RICHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARDS!!!"
 
 
(Doom on [[Cosmo Kramer]]): "CURSE YOU MICHAEL RICHAAAAAAAAAAAAARDS!!!
 
 
(Doom on... well... anything really....: "CURSE YOU, RICHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaARDS!!!"
 
 
(Doom on [[Ken Kennedy|Mr. Kennedy]]: "CURSE YOU RICHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARDS!..................RICHAAAAARDS!"
 
 
(Doom on [[William Shatner]] : "CURSE... YOU RICHARDS!!!"
 
 
(Doom on [[Richard Simmons]] : "CURSE... YOU RICHARD SIMMONS!!!"
 
   
 
== See Also ==
 
== See Also ==
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* [[Fascism]]
 
* [[Fascism]]
 
* [[Dr. Doom]]
 
* [[Dr. Doom]]
* [[Dr. Doom's Proof of Inherent Flaws in Democracy]]
 
* [[Dr. Doom's Proof of Inherent Flaws in Communism]]
 
 
* [[Change Management]]
 
* [[Change Management]]
 
* [[MF Doom]]
 
* [[MF Doom]]

Latest revision as of 21:23, April 13, 2013

Dr Doom

Dr. Doom in his armor.

Dr. Victor "Vicky" Von Doom (born 1961) is a remote viewer who specializes in predicting utter crap. In 1983 he was called into learning Remote Viewing technique under Ingo Swan, many of his readings where unsatisfactory. In 1989 he started a private company to teach the technique to the public sector. He currently still owns the world and is a master of Scientology.


edit Background and Origin

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Dr. Doom, as pictured before he underwent re-constructive surgery. Dr. Doom now looks very similar to Geraldo Rivera.

Due to being the eldest direct descendant of Chivalry Hawkins, Dr. Doom (born Victor Von Doom) is the current ruler of Latveria and the result of an indiscretion involving a Latverian witch named Rita and Elvis Presley. Victor studied the dark arts of Dianetics and learned all he could about Scientology. This makes him a master of technology and magic as an OTXI level powered Thetan. His younger sister died at the age of 6 from severe brain hemorrhaging as the result of massive head trauma from a donkey punch delivered by Brian Peppers. Dr. Doom didn't seem to notice. He is an arch-nemesis of both the Fantastic Four and the Get-Along-Gang. He also has a strange fetish for fellatio in the middle of Broadway musicals while spanking a monkey. The monkey is paid five dollars.

edit The College Years

Richard was working on his Ph.D. in World Domination minoring in Fascism, and was on the honor roll. Two college students named Reed "Keith" Richards and Ben Grimm went on a panty raid at a nearby sorority and forgot to invite Victor. Angry at not being invited, he made an device to contact his dead mother being held prisoner by Xenu using his Scientology skills and Xenu blew up a themro grenade in his face. It scarred his face, but he felt that it was not enough. After that, he got even more angrier, and had a suit of iron armor made by Monks and he put on the face-plate while it was still white hot and burnt his face until it resembled a grilled-cheese sandwich. In order to disguise his dis-figuration he wore a mask and a fake mustache and beard.

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He considers himself a genius because he did these things, and now calls himself Doctor Doom, despite the fact that he did not graduate from college and had nine credit hours left to fill in Humanities and Social Science. Anyone who disagrees with him over his right to call himself a Doctor, he will give a Rear Admiral Wedgie to them to teach them a lesson. Dr. Doom claims he CLEPPED out of those classes later and got his degree from a Diploma Mill called L. Ron Hubbard College of Dianetics.

He claims he can cure people by removing their Thetans, but Richards and the Fantastic Four keep getting in his way. Doom claims that by taking over the world, only then can he become powerful enough to remove all of the Thetans and save humanity from disease, poverty, war, mental illnesses, etc by removing all of the Thetans.

edit His rise to power

Mancunian GP famous for his caring, compassionate nature, Doctor Doom has made the Guinness Book of Records for his "care taking". He first entered the media spotlight because of his innovative methods of treating pain in the elderly. (i.e., hooking them up to cybernetic devices and turning them into unfeeling killing machines. Thus removing their evil Thetans.)

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Dr. Doom meets Luke Cage, Mr. Cage claims Doom owes him some money.

For many years, his genius went unnoticed and unrewarded, but that all changed when the daughter of one of his patients forwarded the Doctor for a Nobel Prize. With his trademark green miniskirt and matching cape, the Doctor became an instant hit, and was able to spread his services to a much wider audience. He later changed his name to Dr. Victor "Vicky" Von Doom. He later went on to write the very famous Dr. Doom's Proof of Inherent Flaws in Democracy that prove that George W. Bush's leadership and the way he runs the USA are valid and correct.

Dr. Doom would have brought about world peace by taking over the world and making it one government under him, if it hadn't been for the Fantastic Four. Dr. Doom hired an agent, Luke Cage, to help him get rid of the Fantastic Four, but Mr. Cage lead the Fantastic Four to Doom's house and then asked Dr. Doom to "Where's my money, honey!" while the Fantastic Four set Dr. Doom's house on fire.

edit Cures AIDS

In the year 3212, Doom discovered that AIDS was created by the increase of movies that contained the insane Hutt known as Tom Cruise. He promptly slaughtered Cruise, saving all the world for a hundred years (after which it is foretold that Cruise will walk the earth again) from AIDS. As a result, Tom Cruise was unable to have sex with women or men, and Dr. Doom cured herpes as well.

edit See Also

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