Dictator
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A Dictator, otherwise known as a Dick 'Tater, is the benevolent, loving, father of this country, or the repressive war-mongering tyrant of the country over that line there. He (led the glorious revolution/overturned the legitimate government) 37 years ago, and ever since has led in a style best described by the motto (Faith, Harmony, and Country/I Hate Puppies). His closest advisors are (the most brilliant minds our nation has to offer/a bunch of syphillitic thugs) whose only interest is (the wellbeing of the people/the eradication of good from the Earth).
Recently, the dictator has instituted a five-year plan to (deal with the issues of overpopulation/remove those opposing his evil rule) which is sure to be a (success/sign of his pact with Satan.)
All (hail/spit upon the name of) the dictator!
If you do not have a dictator (follow ours, hes great perfect and magnificent/ensure that one of those satan worshipping, puppy hating people never comes to your country)!
Dictatorships do not exist. The Authorities have been given power by God and want the best for you.
[edit] If You Suspect Your Country Has Been Taken Over By A Dictator
First off, breathe. Don't panic. You're probably hallucinating.
If you cannot seem to convince yourself that these are just delusions, commit suicide. Society needs fewer people like you.
If you cannot bring yourself to commit suicide, report to the authorities and they will shoot you themself.
[edit] If You'd Like To Be A Dictator
You must be a retard
The most important thing is to never use the word "dictator". You will never become anything that way.
Talk about "freedom" and "strength" in the same sentence a lot.
Say that the "greatest human right" is "the right to be protected".
Say that the "most important freedom" is "freedom from fear".
Somehow manage to imply that "most important" has the same meaning as "only".
Cheat. Lie. Steal. Manipulate. But don't call it that.
Don't be hesitant. Murder everyone in your way or send them to prison for being unpatriotic.
Avoid suspicion until it's too late.
Become a benevolent leader and govern your people well.
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