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“Why is everything yellow?? He is like some sort of banana, but he isn't wearing pajamas”Dick Tracy is a rather popular comic book detective, created by Chester Gould.
He first came around sometime when there where all of those weird gangsters, but his fame soon snowballed, and he was the big comic hero. Remember, this was in a happy time before Garfield, and Ziggy, where there was such a thing as a decent comic, and you could actually read the paper and MAYBE just laugh. Anyway, He had to encounter many, many strange villians, such as "Little Face Finney", "Flattop", "Footnose Fillis", "Head that is oddly mishapen and unpleasant to look at" Jones", and many many more. All of these villians where defeated, and helped make an unnecessarily large rogue's gallery. This large amount of villians is a good thing though....merchandise. The height of his fame was in the 40s, or 50s, or 60s, or 70s, one of those four, but his fame suddenly died...and now only old people, and a few people who mysteriously like old comics know anything about him. He did live through a quick comeback, when a movie was made. It featured Warren Beatty-eyes, Madonna, Dick Van-Dyke I think, and some other people no body cares about. It didn't do that well, and the next generations haven't, and never will hear about Dick Tracy.
There were a lot of villians in Dick Tracy, and I mean A LOT, seriously. Hundreds of villians, most of them were pointless, but some weren't. It is also noted that most of them had some sort of odd facial feature (Little Face, the Blank, the Brow) and their name usually just repeats it...except for Breathless Mahoney, and PruneFace (That was his real name...poor guy) (I actually haven't been entirely truthful with you. His real name was Butch or something. And he was worshipping Robo Hitler and such and such).
- Big Boy
- The Brow
- Foot-Nose Fillis
- Monkey Miller
- Mr. Bribery
- BB eyes
- BB nose
- The Brow
- The Rodent
- "Head That is oddly mishapen, and unpleasant to look at" Jones
- Crewy Lou
- 88 keyes
- The stooge (Shemp)
- The Mole
- Head-of-book Jonson
- Headless Husko
The "Head that is oddly mishapen, and unpleasant to look at" Jones stage
Head of Book Jonson.
Head of Book Jonson was probably one of the smartest villians that there was in Dick Tracy...probably because he had the head of a book for some reason. He ended up getting his commuppance in the end, but the real story was that he was the first straight up gay Dick Tracy villian...even though The Blank acted gay, he never came out. Anyway Head of Book Jonson was gay, and he ended up dying because of it. His partner was indeed not a boy, but a vat of poison...which killed him
Headless Husko was probably one of the stupider villians in Dick Tracy, all Tracy had to do was say "You are under arrest" and arrest him. He didn't put up a fight or anything. Its even unknown why he was arrested...but he had a DANG fasionable over-coat