Dastardly and Muttley in Their Flying Machines
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“Drat, Drat, Drat, Drat, Drat!”
Dick Dastardly is the brains of the Flying Machines and is the influence of Dick Cheney.
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[edit] Stop that Pigeon!
In 1969, peace was to come around the world and a white pigeon would send Peace Treaties to other countries and this pigeon was an American pigeon. They would've used a dove but since they were sparse, they used a pigeon instead.
Red Baron didn't want peace since the world was asking for it. He wanted the war in Vietnam to keep going on, he wanted Communism to rule, he wanted the Cold War to keep going. But he was German and worked with Hitler. So he got Richard Dastardly who was called Dick Dastardly once he got his group Flying Machines which includes Dick Cheney, John Ashcroft, and Donald Rumsfeld who would rather have war than peace.
[edit] Muttley
Muttley is Dastardly's dog and the Flying Machines mascot. He was actually more of the brains than everyone else in the Flying Machines. What makes Muttley less of the bad one is that he would get revenge on Dastardly.
His twin brother is Mumbly who actually works for the Really Rottens, but later on he became a detective after finding out why the Munich Massacre happened. He teamed-up with his brother to try and defeat Snoopy and his flying doghouse.
[edit] Dastardly vs. Snoopy
There has been a fight between Dick Dastardly and Snoopy in 1971 when Snoopy would try and win the Vietnam War for the Americans. Snoopy was outnumbered 1 to 4 and he tried four times until his dog house got destroyed by napalm, and Snoopy just yelled "Fuck You, Dick Dastardly"!
There would be other conflicts, but the fight in Vietnam was the one that would make Snoopy fight against Dick Dastardly forever.
[edit] 9/11
Dick Dastardly and his Flying Machines were actually involved with 9/11 by flying jet airliners rather than they dinky airplanes. They disguised themselves as pilots and would fly the airplanes...into the World Trade Center!
Dick Dastardly and his Flying Men actually faked their deaths and would later be part of the Bush Administration by telling Bush that they would help him bring peace, but in the end Bush had a 0% approval rating and would hide in Texas.
Today, he's known as Dick Bastardly and his men live with him. He has a son called Bastardly Jr. and his mom is...Your Mom!
