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| show_name = <s>Dexter's</s> Mandark's Laboratory
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| image = [[File:MandarksLab.png|250px]]
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| genre = Comedy
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| format = [[Cartoon]]
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| creator = Genndy Tartakovsky
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| writer = [[Seth MacFarlane|Seth "Family Guy" MacFarlane]]<br />[[Fairly Oddparents|Butch Hartman]]
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| voices = Peter Lorre<br />Paris Hilton<br />Beverly D'Angelo<br />Chevy Chase<br />Robert Carradine
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| endtheme = "Dexter's Laboratory" {{small|(end title), performed by Tom Jones}}
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| composer = [[John Williams]]
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| country = United States
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| network = [[Cartoon Network]]
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| executive_producer = [[Good|Genndy Tartakovsky]] {{small|(1996–99)}}<br />[[Shit|Chris Savino]] {{small|(2001–03)}}
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| company = Hanna-Barbera
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| num_seasons = 4
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| num_episodes = π (3.14 segments)
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| runtime = 22 minutes
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| first_aired = March 14, 1996 – April 18, 2003
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'''''Dexter's Laboratory''''' is a '90s cartoon that ran on [[Cartoon Network]], created by an obese Russian man named Genndy Tartakovsky. The series follows Dexter, a Russian boy-genius and inventor who builds weapons to help his Soviet overlords over the world. He is constantly locked in a battle of wits with Dee Dee, his stupid [[American]] sister who is {{c|almost smarter than he is}}, and Mandark, his nerdy neighbor and fellow-genius who laughs a lot.
   
{{Q|A physics professor and his assistant are working on liberating negatively-charged hydroxyl ions, when all of a sudden, the assistant says, "Wait, professor, what if the salicylic acids do not accept the hydroxyl ions?" And the professor responds, "That's no hydroxyl ion; that's my wife!"|Dexter|jokes}}
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Tartakovsky pitched ''Dexter's Laboratory'' to help guide [[America]] through a nightmarish decade of neon colors, X-TREME, and [[Disney]] cutesiness with his unique Russian brand humor. The series ran for two pretty good seasons, and was supposed to end there, but it was revived for two more seasons with a new production team. These newer episodes contained vomitous background art, characters being changed for no reason, and very little comedy.
   
{{Q|Maybe he was making Meth...|Dexter's Mother|Dexter's life after he died in fiery [[Asplosion]]}}
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''Dexter's Laboratory'' became one of Cartoon Network's most popular original series, back when the network were still good. During its run, the series won three Einstein Awards, with nominations for four Edison Awards, four Tesla Awards, and nine Oscar Wildes. The series is notable for helping launch the careers of several cartoonists, such as [[Seth MacFarlane|Broadway Singing '80s Reference Guy]] and [[Timmy Turner|Angular Art Pop Culture Reference Screams a Lot Guy]].
   
As [[America]] was emerging from a decade of chaos and desolation due to the effects of [[Disney]] sugar and [[Looney Tunes]] there was one voice, one vision, one genius to help us all overcome our dark impulses and rejoice in the glory of the light. His name was Dexter Oniga Gucci (or the great D.O.G) This is his story.
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==Premise==
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[[Image:Dexter.jpg|thumb|left|130px|He looks smart, but he always messes up.]]
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The series revolves around Dexter, a boy-[[genius]], scientist, and inventor who possesses a secret [[laboratory]] hidden under his bed. In his lab, Dexter builds top-secret nuclear and chemical weapons for the Soviet military, so they can take over the [[world]]. Due to Dee Dee's clumsiness, his schemes almost always fail. Access to the lab is granted by doing the secret KGB handshake with Dexter. Though highly intelligent, Dexter almost always fucks up because of Dee Dee.
   
==The man==
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Dexter attempts to keep his lab a secret from his parents who are named Mom and Dad (seriously), which is pointless considering they're [[Idiots|common folk]] and too oblivious to notice anything. he is frequently in conflict with his annoying, ADD-inflicted older-despite-being-taller-than-him sister Dee Dee. Because of Dee Dee, nothing ever goes right for poor Dexter, his chances of genocide always being crushed or snatched from him at the last minute.
Dexter was born in a time beyond time reading devices (which he invented, and gave the name clocks) therefore his coming into the world can only be dated as 0:00 on the 00.00.0001, in the Dexterarian calendar. It is widely known however that his birth was before the great feeding and the great burp that commenced after the great cleansing in the great hall of light. It is also generally accepted that only a life of Dexter can cleanse one's soul and prepare one for the afterlife.
 
   
===Parental Control===
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In some episodes of the show, there would be a middle segment centering around characters from the ''Dexter's Laboratory'' universe other than Dexter. These segments were titled ''Dial M for Monkey'' and ''The Justice Friends''. ''Dial M'' features Dexter's pet lab monkey who doubles as a superhero, while ''Justice Friends'' is basically a college frat-boy version of [[The Avengers]].
His parents were common folk, unprepared to take care of such a genius, yet they arent geniuses themselves, i mean his lab is like underneath is rug, just stand on it fags. In order to prepare them for the shock the doctor planned to stage a puppet show as indicated in the famous article [[Worst 100 Ways to Deliver Bad News]] (which Dexter invented by sheer will power). However he just got a hint that he might have AIDS in the form of a singing telegram and decided to wipe out his memory. Since then a series of misfortunational news followed all doctors that treated Dexter. This is the only reason why no doctor was able to identify Dexter's remarkable genius by the patterns of his baby drools and teeth imprints which resembled [[Mona Lisa]] and revealed [[DaVinci Code|DaVinci's Code]]. He also invented an expasion device which he tested on his mother and gave her a huge badonkadonk and knockers that would tease Dexter and any man who saw her massive jiggling rump and hooters for eternity. Though Dexter's real father is still unknown since his mother's history of bareback pornographic films leaves a window open for who his father might be, this can also explain her now OCD attitude towards cleanliness.
 
   
===His Hellish Entrance To Science===
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Dexter's rival is a nerd named Mandark.
As dexter failed to break the Guinness World Record for taking the worlds biggest dump (midgets section)Then dexter sold his soul to the devil to migrate to science. He then was looking for a machine that can make him take bigger dumps, I mean like MAMMOTH sized dumps. So he came up with the holiest thing on Earth to this day, Justin Beiber. With the help of his Justin Beiber machine he did break the guinness world record for taking the worlds biggest dump! His world record was soon broken by Miley Cyrus. Crushed, dexter sells his sisters soul to the devil so he can become even more smarter and take revenge on man kinds worst creation, the little girl(and im not even posititve if she is a girl or some freakish mutation) Justin Bieber. Without a soul, DeeDee turns into something demonic, lets see.
 
==Dee Dee==
 
So basically Dexter's mom is like a UBER slut, I mean look at her big ass and lucious thighs! So Dexter's Dad isn't the father of DeeDee, I mean can something like him create something retarded like that? So anyways, dexter's mom, like the slut she is, fucked with a homeless dude across the street. And it created this monstrosity! Yes DeeDee is actually half Middle-Eastern, in one of those episode she had such a deep voice that the world was shaking, that's exactly what Mediterranean dudes can do. So anyway,
 
   
DeeDee entered a life of illegal crime and hip hop taking the alias of Double D Cups from an early age, to protect her innocent family. Encouraged by this underground movement Dexter joined several para-military organizations. His actions finally led to a revolution. After his revolution and proclamation as king, Dexter decided he wanted more and started building an underground secret facility for nuclear and chemical bombs. This facility will soon come to be known as the "Dexter's Laboratory". With the help of his sister DeeDee, Dexter prepared to lead a new revolution that would overcome all the world and establish him as king over everything.
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==Episodes==
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A typical episode usually begins with Dexter inventing a cure for [[cancer]], when Dee Dee comes in and ruins everything. Dexter's new invention, the Cancer-Be-Gone 5000, goes bezerk and starts destroying everything. Luckily, Dexter uses his giant [[Anime|mecha]] to save the day. The End, right? No.
   
==The Holy War On Hip-Hop==
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In actuality, 99% of the episodes end with the city getting destroyed. At this time, the mayor of town goes on vacation, right when the citizens vote to expel Dexter and his family for extensive property damage totaling $940,333,996.90.
It was now that Dexter realized the errors of his ways. He already had invented everything there was to invent in the world just so he could conquer it. Shocked by this new thesis, Dexter decided to renegate his own sister and start a holy war against the hip-hop empire.
 
   
Uncertain about what this revolution and holy war business was his parents sent him to bed without supper.
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Oh, and Dexter either gets killed, mutated, or mentally scarred for life, usually thanks to Dee Dee. Despite this, he somehow goes back to normal by the next episode.
Confined to his own cell like room Dexter found a way to mentally control the robots in his laboratory situated milions of miles away and teleport his facility within his own room. The U.S government noticed this strange laboratory movement and decided to blame a random country for possession of wet dogs and attack it.
 
   
The rest is legendary hippo piss out the ass.
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==Production==
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''Dexter's Laboratory'' was created by a Russian man named Genndy Tarta...Tart...Tatakavsko...Tartausaygusyg...Tartakovsky (phew). Genndy was once a KGB agent, but immigrated to the United States after the Soviet Union collapsed and he ended up unemployed.
   
===Influence===
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While at a restaurant, in a fit of nervous rage, Genndy a silly-looking genius on his napkin. While at home, he saw an advertisement for [[Cartoon Network]], a network dedicated to showing cartoons 24/7 until your eyeballs [[Asplode|explode]]. He sent his doodle in to the network, and they surprisingly decided to greenlit a show based on the silly genius. A success story if I ever heard one.
   
During the early 90's Dexter's lab was a fucking big hit. The name of the great Dexter, and even though this fucker is unknown to the public, he'll soon emerge as the world's greatest OB-gene. Yeah that's right, just call him at +639164629530. He'll surely give you a good bullshit answer. Trust this website even though inside you don't really care.
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==Merchandise==
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===Music===
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When he's not inventing things, Dexter tries to make it big in the hip-hop industry. He has released many albums, including ''The Musical Time Machine'' and ''The Hip-Hop Experiment'', which have sold 40 copies in total.
   
==The book==
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===''Johnny Test''===
After his great revolution, while confined to his room Dexter wrote his autobiography entitled [[Mein Knackwurst]]. The book will probably hit the libraries next summer and is already a predicted best- seller. Here is a most thriling paragraph from his latest chapter intitled "I understand".
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''Johnny Test'' is a critically-acclaimed "[[Ripoff|spinoff]]" of ''Dexter's Lab''. It features Johnny, Dexter's 11-year-old flaming-headed cousin who is so cool and x-treme, dude. He has a talking dog who smells really bad and redhead twin sisters who are geniuses.
 
"I have understood my love for science can be compared with nothing as common and humane as what you wear mortals call love. What you call love is for me only an appetizer to the great three course feast that is my life dedicated to the science of understanding. For it is understanding not science itself that made me understand that I understand the science of understanding more than I understand the science of not understanding. And thus I understand. I understand and that is why I can compare my understanding with the meal, the source of life and energy for all creatures, those understanding and not understanding alike in their understanding of the need for understanding. Do you understand?"
 
 
[[Steven Spielberg]] will also produce a movie based on Dexter's book, however Dexter will be played by a gigantic T-Rex and Dee Dee. by a little alien who wants to order a pizza.
 
 
==List Of Notable Inventions==
 
*Butt device
 
*Red Button that destroys hippies
 
*Escape routes through monkeys butts.
 
*An Awesome Parrot
 
*Hip-Hop Tin-Robot
 
*Secret Laboratory (more effectively secret than [[CIA]], [[KGB]], although it looks like more like a lavatory than a laboratory)
 
*Porn-on-a-massive-scale-o-matic
 
*The gaydar
 
*Crystal Methamphetamine
 
*Ketamine
 
*LSD
 
 
==Rivals==
 
Dexter has many rivals, including:
 
*Professor Utonium
 
*Professor Oak
 
*Susan & Mary Test
 
*[[Jimmy Neutron]]
 
*AJ (The Fairly Odd Parents)
 
*Mandork
 
*[[Arceus|The Power]]
 
*Newton
 
*Doktar Kalinkahoffen
 
 
==See also==
 
There isn't much else to see if you did not understand this...I am sorry for you
 
 
==Mandork==
 
{{Q|You know what kind of train this is? It's a magic train AH-HA-HA! AH-HA-HA! HA-HA !|Mandork|On This Section}}
 
 
==Johnny Test==
 
That really smelly cartoon featuring the 11-year-old flaming headed kid who wears a T-shirt with a [[radioactivity]] sign lives in Lincolnshire, IL. He has a talking dog who smells really bad and genius twin sisters who are nerds, anyways. His show is a modern update from Dexter's lab, and Johnny and the kids are wearing dispoable underpants (or they're in their diapers, according to [[Canada]] and [[Germany]]). This cartoon has become popular during 2009, the year of Illinois' best-known landmarks being renovated, including the Test house.
 
   
 
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Latest revision as of 17:12, February 18, 2016

I have understood my love for science can be compared with nothing as common and humane as what you wear mortals call love. What you call love is for me only an appetizer to the great three-course feast that is my life dedicated to the science of understanding.
~ Dexter on SCIENCE!
Dexter's Mandark's Laboratory
MandarksLab
Genre Comedy
Format Cartoon
Created by Genndy Tartakovsky
Written by Seth "Family Guy" MacFarlane
Butch Hartman
Voices of Peter Lorre
Paris Hilton
Beverly D'Angelo
Chevy Chase
Robert Carradine
Ending theme "Dexter's Laboratory" (end title), performed by Tom Jones
Composer(s) John Williams
Country of origin United States
No. of seasons 4
No. of episodes π (3.14 segments)
Production
Executive
producer(s)
Genndy Tartakovsky (1996–99)
Chris Savino (2001–03)
Running time 22 minutes
Production
company(s)
Hanna-Barbera
Broadcast
Original channel Cartoon Network
Original airing March 14, 1996 – April 18, 2003

Dexter's Laboratory is a '90s cartoon that ran on Cartoon Network, created by an obese Russian man named Genndy Tartakovsky. The series follows Dexter, a Russian boy-genius and inventor who builds weapons to help his Soviet overlords over the world. He is constantly locked in a battle of wits with Dee Dee, his stupid American sister who is almost smarter than he is, and Mandark, his nerdy neighbor and fellow-genius who laughs a lot.

Tartakovsky pitched Dexter's Laboratory to help guide America through a nightmarish decade of neon colors, X-TREME, and Disney cutesiness with his unique Russian brand humor. The series ran for two pretty good seasons, and was supposed to end there, but it was revived for two more seasons with a new production team. These newer episodes contained vomitous background art, characters being changed for no reason, and very little comedy.

Dexter's Laboratory became one of Cartoon Network's most popular original series, back when the network were still good. During its run, the series won three Einstein Awards, with nominations for four Edison Awards, four Tesla Awards, and nine Oscar Wildes. The series is notable for helping launch the careers of several cartoonists, such as Broadway Singing '80s Reference Guy and Angular Art Pop Culture Reference Screams a Lot Guy.

edit Premise

Dexter

He looks smart, but he always messes up.

The series revolves around Dexter, a boy-genius, scientist, and inventor who possesses a secret laboratory hidden under his bed. In his lab, Dexter builds top-secret nuclear and chemical weapons for the Soviet military, so they can take over the world. Due to Dee Dee's clumsiness, his schemes almost always fail. Access to the lab is granted by doing the secret KGB handshake with Dexter. Though highly intelligent, Dexter almost always fucks up because of Dee Dee.

Dexter attempts to keep his lab a secret from his parents who are named Mom and Dad (seriously), which is pointless considering they're common folk and too oblivious to notice anything. he is frequently in conflict with his annoying, ADD-inflicted older-despite-being-taller-than-him sister Dee Dee. Because of Dee Dee, nothing ever goes right for poor Dexter, his chances of genocide always being crushed or snatched from him at the last minute.

In some episodes of the show, there would be a middle segment centering around characters from the Dexter's Laboratory universe other than Dexter. These segments were titled Dial M for Monkey and The Justice Friends. Dial M features Dexter's pet lab monkey who doubles as a superhero, while Justice Friends is basically a college frat-boy version of The Avengers.

Dexter's rival is a nerd named Mandark.

edit Episodes

A typical episode usually begins with Dexter inventing a cure for cancer, when Dee Dee comes in and ruins everything. Dexter's new invention, the Cancer-Be-Gone 5000, goes bezerk and starts destroying everything. Luckily, Dexter uses his giant mecha to save the day. The End, right? No.

In actuality, 99% of the episodes end with the city getting destroyed. At this time, the mayor of town goes on vacation, right when the citizens vote to expel Dexter and his family for extensive property damage totaling $940,333,996.90.

Oh, and Dexter either gets killed, mutated, or mentally scarred for life, usually thanks to Dee Dee. Despite this, he somehow goes back to normal by the next episode.

edit Production

Dexter's Laboratory was created by a Russian man named Genndy Tarta...Tart...Tatakavsko...Tartausaygusyg...Tartakovsky (phew). Genndy was once a KGB agent, but immigrated to the United States after the Soviet Union collapsed and he ended up unemployed.

While at a restaurant, in a fit of nervous rage, Genndy a silly-looking genius on his napkin. While at home, he saw an advertisement for Cartoon Network, a network dedicated to showing cartoons 24/7 until your eyeballs explode. He sent his doodle in to the network, and they surprisingly decided to greenlit a show based on the silly genius. A success story if I ever heard one.

edit Merchandise

edit Music

When he's not inventing things, Dexter tries to make it big in the hip-hop industry. He has released many albums, including The Musical Time Machine and The Hip-Hop Experiment, which have sold 40 copies in total.

edit Johnny Test

Johnny Test is a critically-acclaimed "spinoff" of Dexter's Lab. It features Johnny, Dexter's 11-year-old flaming-headed cousin who is so cool and x-treme, dude. He has a talking dog who smells really bad and redhead twin sisters who are geniuses.

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