DESU
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WHAT IS DESU???? DESU IS A MEME THAT NO ONE LIKES, LIKE U. EVERYBODY HATES IT THAT IT HAS BECAME A MEME. DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU!!!!11111
ACCORDING TO THE RULES OF THE INTERNET, DESU IS 10000 TIMES WORSE THAN CHUCK NORRIS. SPAMMING DESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESU IN 4CHAN WILL CAUSE AN GIANT 1000 FEET ANON TO SHOOT A GIANT LASER BEAM ONTO YOUR ASS, AND YOU WILL BE BANISHED TO VAHALLA, IN WHICH YOU WILL TRY TO REINCARNATE AS SUISEISEKI, BUT FAIL TO DO SO, STICKING YOU INTO A LOOP FOR ETERNITY. 4CHAN IS VERY INTOLERANT OF NEWFAGS.
THE WORD DESU COMES FROM ROZEN MAIDEN WHERE A CHARACTER CALLED SUISEISEKI WHO SAYS DESU AT THE END OF HER SENTENCES. DESU IS A POLITE GREETING IN JAPAN, WHICH CONTRADICTS THAT SUISEISEKI IS THE MEANEST TO JUN. AS PROVEN BY SCIENCE, SHE IS ALSO A FUCKING VAMPIRE
NEWFAGS SPAM DESU LIKE NO ONE, AND THIS OFTEN CAUSES THEM TO BE PWNT LIKE DESCRIBED ABOVE. IT IS OFTEN TYPED BY IMBECILES WHO CANNOT TYPE A COHERENT SENTENCE. FORTUNATELY, IT NOW HAS BEEN DEAD AS A DODO, AND IS NOW REPLACED BY NEW RETARDED SHIT SUCH AS PUDDIPUDDI AND SOME RETARDED PIECE OF FAGGOTRY OF A SHOW.
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IF YOU ARE STILL SPAMMING THIS OLD MEME NOW;
