DESU
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WHAT IS DESU???? DESU IS A MEME THAT NO ONE LIKES, LIKE U. EVERYBODY HATES IT THAT IT HAS BECAME A MEME. DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU!!!!11111
What will come to your home this night if you spam DESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESU!!111111
ACCORDING TO THE RULES OF THE INTERNET, DESU IS 10000 TIMES WORSE THAN CHUCK NORRIS. SPAMMING DESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESU IN 4CHAN WILL CAUSE AN GIANT 1000 FEET ANON TO SHOOT A GIANT LASER BEAM ONTO YOUR ASS, AND YOU WILL BE BANISHED TO VAHALLA, IN WHICH YOU WILL TRY TO REINCARNATE AS SUISEISEKI, BUT FAIL TO DO SO, STICKING YOU INTO A LOOP FOR ETERNITY. 4CHAN IS VERY INTOLERANT OF NEWFAGS.
THE WORD DESU COMES FROM ROZEN MAIDEN WHERE A CHARACTER CALLED SUISEISEKI WHO SAYS DESU AT THE END OF HER SENTENCES. DESU IS A POLITE GREETING IN JAPAN, WHICH CONTRADICTS THAT SUISEISEKI IS THE MEANEST TO JUN. AS PROVEN BY SCIENCE, SHE IS ALSO A FUCKING VAMPIRE
NEWFAGS SPAM DESU LIKE NO ONE, AND THIS OFTEN CAUSES THEM TO BE PWNT LIKE DESCRIBED ABOVE. IT IS OFTEN TYPED BY IMBECILES WHO CANNOT TYPE A COHERENT SENTENCE. FORTUNATELY, IT NOW HAS BEEN DEAD AS A DODO, AND IS NOW REPLACED BY NEW RETARDED SHIT SUCH AS PUDDIPUDDI AND SOME RETARDED PIECE OF FAGGOTRY OF A SHOW.
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IF YOU ARE STILL SPAMMING THIS OLD MEME NOW;
JUST DIE ALREADY
