Democratic Republic of Sunshine Mediocrity
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The Democratic Republic Of Sunshine Mediocrity was founded somewhen in the middle of the seventies by Michael Barrymore. It is located an average distance from the equator on a fairly unexciting continent. Its most famous (to an extent) export is the humble orange, used to make the national dish, orange biscuits. The main employers are companies based in large, identikit offices, with an averagely sized, medium-powered computer for each employee. Because everyone in the country is equally mediocre, there is no management. Jobs mainly consist of staring emptily at a computer monitor and pondering your existence.
edit Government and Citizens
The Democratic Republic of Sunshine Mediocrity is a Communist state, ruled over by The Honourable Lord Brian Deane, patron saint of mediocre footballers. Every single citizen of the Democratic Republic of Sunshine Mediocrity is handpicked from countries around the world for their outstanding mediocrity. Every married citizen of the Democratic Republic of Sunshine Mediocrity is chosen randomly.
edit How To Get There
Qualifications for entry include - doing all right at school, having an OK career, a fair amount of money and the ability to suggest ideas of such spectacular mediocrity that the countries they currently reside in would collapse into a veritable sea of mediocrity were they allowed to continue. This is the aim of the Democratic Republic of Sunshine Mediocrity; it is a place all the stunningly mediocre people in the world go for the sake of global ambition and development.
edit We Ask The People
When asked what they think of their own country and their sudden deportations, inhabitants of the Democratic Republic of Sunshine Mediocrity claim "it's not that good.... it's alright really."
Nobody has ever left the Democratic Republic of Sunshine Mediocrity.
edit Famous Residents
Moderately famous residents of the Democratic Republic of Sunshine Mediocrity include:
Nobody else in the Democratic Republic of Sunshine Mediocrity is famous. It is only rumoured the above two have gone to the Republic. The above are only famous due to their unerring ability to be incredibly mediocre in everything they do in their places of origin.
edit Tourist Features
Nobody who has ever gone to the Democratic Republic of Sunshine Mediocrity has ever returned. However, if you really do want to see the sights there, Uncyclopedia suggests a very, very small helicopter. One feature to look out for through your tiny windscreen is the Giant underground tunnel between Britain and The Democratic Republic of Sunshine Mediocrity.