Democratic
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Break it down: Demo = demonstration, demonstrative. Cratic = ruling.
Someone who is democratic rules through demonstration. Anything that is a bad idea will be demonstrated first to fully display its inadequacy before moving on to good ideas.
Democratic is also a communist word which means Undemocratic. For instance during the Cold War the People's Friendly Democratic Peaceful Happy Republic of Germany (East Germany) translated really means the Dictator's Evil Despotic Tyrannical Warring Murderous republic. Similar names have been used in other "peoples" republics.
[edit] Famous Democratic Rulers
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[edit] Democrats in Daily Life
Democrats are people who use what they were brainwashed in school to think. A different breed of them, the limousine liberals, have rich parents who pull them through life kicking and screaming, because they are materialistic snobs who claim to want to help the less fortunate, but just live by their motto, "Let's not and say we did," and have no morals. The Democratic Party as we know today originally originated from... well actually no one really knows. Many believe it could have started when... nope- we still have no idea. Why anyone would decide to support economic destruction is unfathomable.
The opposite are Republicans, who have learned outside of school, furthering their knowledge, and taking over America with their amazing intellect. Some are rich and extravagant due to their ingenious skills, some are well-off but down-to-Earth. The Republicans are generally conservative, have morals, aren't as materialistic as the Democrats, and are blessed by the Grace of God.
... just kidding! They're under the impression that they should keep their wages!!! They don't care about the poor, unemployed, lazy asses of the America. Rather, they prefer to ignore poverty as if it was scum between their toes. Rather than get rid of the nasty jelly, they just tell it to get a job so they can stop paying taxes all together. At least they don't support hippies and wouldn't let something like environmental destruction get in the way of doing business.
