Dementia
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“Wait... what's going on? And who are you? Where am I?”
Well, what actually is dementia?
Dementia is a disease what makes people forg...
Umm...
To... forget?
Yes, to forget. It makes people forget all thi...
Wait. I forgot.
Forgot? How a stupid word. I liked when people had some real words like...
Like...
...Wait, I forgot.
It sucks, when I forget things...
*knock knock*
Oh, hi <insert name here>! Nice that you still remember your old friend Kenny! Come inside, friend!
I have so much fun talking with myself, but now I can talk with you.
So, I was talking that I think I must forgot to forget. Yeah. To forget that I forget that I gorget to forget. Yes. That`s it.
Oh, I forgot that you came to talk with me. Oh boy, I sure have a baaad bad memory. So, what if...
WHAT THE HELL YOU ARE DOING IN MY HOUSE?!! GET OFF! AND WHO THE BLOODY *peeeeeeep* YOU EVEN ARE?!!
...
Aa, <insert name here>. Stupid name.
When i was younger, I had friends named like Geor...
Damn. I forgot it again!
Why I forgot these things? I want answers!
But hey, you showed me that wonderful site last week, didn`t you?
Oh. You didn`t. Sad. But I still remember the site.
It was called... www.wikip...
No, i forgot it.
So...
Who were you?
...Oh.
You said it already? This... really gives me creeps. Let`s talk about something else.
About.. Politics? Yes, politics!
What do you think of Obama? I think he`s a one...
...one?
I dont want to talk anymore! This is too stupid to forgot what you are saying!
So I simply just close my mouth, and...
Mouth? What is it?
...
Aah, this thing! Used for talking, you sai...
Talking?
Mmmmm? Hmmmm?! MMMMMMM!!!
M&m!!! M mmmm mmmm! Mmm!
MMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmmmmaaammmmmmmmMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmmMmM!!!
Mmm? Mhmhamhamhamha!MMMM MMMM MMMM MMMM MMMM MMMM!!!
"Hey? Hey!!! No Kenny dont shoot yourself!!!"
*bang*
"Oh my God! They killed Kenny! You bastards!"
