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edit 2000 C.E. Deity Election

In the 2000 C.E. Deity elections, God was elected Supreme Deity of the Universe, and Jesus was elected Vice-Supreme Deity of the Universe.

Summary of the 2000 B.C.E. Deity election results
Candidate / Running-mate Nominating religions Votes %
God / Jesus Christ Roman Catholics, Protestants, Eastern Orthodox 2,155,000,000 37.68%
Allah / Gabriel Sunni Muslims, Shi'a Muslims 1,313,000,000 22.95%
The Dear Leader / Mickey Mouse Atheists, Juche 939,000,000 16.41%
Brahman / Vishnu Hindus 870,000,000 15.21%
Zen / The Buddha Buddhism 384,000,000 6.71%
Vāhigurū / Nanak Sikhs 25,000,000 0.44%
G-d / Gabriel Jews 15,000,000 0.26%
All of the Above Bahá'í 7,000,000 0.12%
Jane Eyre / Jane Austen Jainists 4,200,000 0.07%
John Deere / Anime Shintos 4,000,000 0.07%
Zoro / none Zoroastrianism 2,600,000 0.05%
Total (turnout 95.3%) 5,718,800,000 100.0
Source: Jesus told me.

edit 1000 C.E. General Election

In the 1000 C.E. general election, the Egyptian pagans lost their plurality, in a continuation of the trend of stagnating numbers and empire.

Summary of the 1000 C.E. Deity election results
Religion Prophets/Evangelists Votes
1000 B.C.E. 1000 C.E. +/−  % Vote  % +/−
Christianity 0 95 +95 19.00% 52,250,000 19.00% +19.0%
Hinduism 0 93 +93 18.60% 51,000,000 18.54% +19.0%
Islam 0 50 +50 10.00% 27,500,000 10.00% +10.0%
Egyptian Gods 94 17 -77 3.40% 9,400,000 3.42% -15.38%
Jews 20 6 -14 1.20% 3,500,000 1.27% -2.73%
Roman Gods 10 0 -10 0.00% 14,200 0.00% -2.0%
Greek Gods 24 0 -24 0.00% 10,000 0.00% -2.4%
Others 352 239 -113 47.80% 131,450,000 47.80% –22.6
Total 500 500 0 100.0% 275,000,000 100.0% 0
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Summary of the 1000 B.C.E. Deity election results
Religion Prophets/Evangelists Popular Vote
2000 B.C.E. 1000 B.C.E. +/−  % Vote  % +/−
Egyptian Gods 114 94 -20 18.8% 9,400,000 18.8% -4.0%
Jews 0 20 +20 4.0% 2,000,000 4.0% +4.0%
Greek Gods 12 24 +12 4.8% 2,400,000 2.4% +2.4%
Roman Gods 0 10 +10 2.0% 1,000,000 2.0% +2.0%
Others 374 352 -22 70.4% 35,200,000 70.4% –4.8
Total 500 500 0 100.0% 50,000,000 100.0% 0
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edit 3000 B.C.E. General Election

Summary of the 3000 B.C.E. Deity election results
Religion Seats Popular Vote
5000 B.C.E. 3000 B.C.E. +/−  % Vote  % +/−
Egyptian Gods 0 114 +114 22.8% 6,156,000 22.8% +22.8%
Greek Gods 0 12 +12 2.4% 648,000 2.4% +2.4%
Roman Gods 0 0 0 0 2 0.0% +0.0%
Others 500 374 -126 74.8% 20,196,000 74.8% –25.2%
Total 500 500 0 100.0% 27,000,000 100.0% 0
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