edit 2000 C.E. Deity Election
In the 2000 C.E. Deity elections, God was elected Supreme Deity of the Universe, and Jesus was elected Vice-Supreme Deity of the Universe.
Summary of the 2000 B.C.E. Deity election results
| Candidate / Running-mate
| Nominating religions
| Votes
| %
|
| God / Jesus Christ
| Roman Catholics, Protestants, Eastern Orthodox
| 2,155,000,000
| 37.68%
|
| Allah / Gabriel
| Sunni Muslims, Shi'a Muslims
| 1,313,000,000
| 22.95%
|
| The Dear Leader / Mickey Mouse
| Atheists, Juche
| 939,000,000
| 16.41%
|
| Brahman / Vishnu
| Hindus
| 870,000,000
| 15.21%
|
| Zen / The Buddha
| Buddhism
| 384,000,000
| 6.71%
|
| Vāhigurū / Nanak
| Sikhs
| 25,000,000
| 0.44%
|
| G-d / Gabriel
| Jews
| 15,000,000
| 0.26%
|
| All of the Above
| Bahá'í
| 7,000,000
| 0.12%
|
| Jane Eyre / Jane Austen
| Jainists
| 4,200,000
| 0.07%
|
| John Deere / Anime
| Shintos
| 4,000,000
| 0.07%
|
| Zoro / none
| Zoroastrianism
| 2,600,000
| 0.05%
|
| Total (turnout 95.3%)
| 5,718,800,000
| 100.0
|
| Source: Jesus told me.
|
edit 1000 C.E. General Election
In the 1000 C.E. general election, the Egyptian pagans lost their plurality, in a continuation of the trend of stagnating numbers and empire.
Summary of the 1000 C.E. Deity election results
| Religion
| Prophets/Evangelists
| Votes
|
| 1000 B.C.E.
| 1000 C.E.
| +/−
| %
| Vote
| %
| +/−
|
|
| Christianity
| 0
| 95
| +95
| 19.00%
| 52,250,000
| 19.00%
| +19.0%
|
|
| Hinduism
| 0
| 93
| +93
| 18.60%
| 51,000,000
| 18.54%
| +19.0%
|
|
| Islam
| 0
| 50
| +50
| 10.00%
| 27,500,000
| 10.00%
| +10.0%
|
|
| Egyptian Gods
| 94
| 17
| -77
| 3.40%
| 9,400,000
| 3.42%
| -15.38%
|
|
| Jews
| 20
| 6
| -14
| 1.20%
| 3,500,000
| 1.27%
| -2.73%
|
|
| Roman Gods
| 10
| 0
| -10
| 0.00%
| 14,200
| 0.00%
| -2.0%
|
|
| Greek Gods
| 24
| 0
| -24
| 0.00%
| 10,000
| 0.00%
| -2.4%
|
|
| Others
| 352
| 239
| -113
| 47.80%
| 131,450,000
| 47.80%
| –22.6
|
| Total
| 500
| 500
| 0
| 100.0%
| 275,000,000
| 100.0%
| 0
|
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Summary of the 1000 B.C.E. Deity election results
| Religion
| Prophets/Evangelists
| Popular Vote
|
| 2000 B.C.E.
| 1000 B.C.E.
| +/−
| %
| Vote
| %
| +/−
|
|
| Egyptian Gods
| 114
| 94
| -20
| 18.8%
| 9,400,000
| 18.8%
| -4.0%
|
|
| Jews
| 0
| 20
| +20
| 4.0%
| 2,000,000
| 4.0%
| +4.0%
|
|
| Greek Gods
| 12
| 24
| +12
| 4.8%
| 2,400,000
| 2.4%
| +2.4%
|
|
| Roman Gods
| 0
| 10
| +10
| 2.0%
| 1,000,000
| 2.0%
| +2.0%
|
|
| Others
| 374
| 352
| -22
| 70.4%
| 35,200,000
| 70.4%
| –4.8
|
| Total
| 500
| 500
| 0
| 100.0%
| 50,000,000
| 100.0%
| 0
|
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