Defense of the Ancients
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Defense of the Ancients (more commonly and infamously known as DoTa) is the Filipino, Malaysian, Chinese, and Singaporeans' excellent alternative to life. Its western counterpart is World of Warcraft, however, it's life-killing, girl-repelling and penis-shrinking abilities are also compared to Counter Strike.
DoTa is infamous for its very welcoming hateful community filled with impotent, dickless dorks[This Can't Be True].
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[edit] History
DoTa presumably came up when a bunch of nerds got tired of Warcraft 3's default RTS gameplay. They began creating custom maps to solve the problem. One map, however, seems to suck their life away the most than the others, so the team of nerds liked that map and began working on it for public use. Thus, DoTa was born.
[edit] Gameplay
DoTa is a Warcraft 3 custom map. That means it's part of Warcraft 3, and the controls are basically the same. In DoTa, you either belong to the queeristic Sentinels, or the bat fuck insane Scourge. Each side has its own flavors of creeps that does most of the job for you. You have three lanes to choose from, you must fuck everything up while you go down that road and reach the enemy's base. Blow up their base, and all their base are belong to you, and then a winner is you.
[edit] Popularity
DoTa is played all over the world, in all seven continents, including Antartica. However, its popularity is very noticeable in Southeast and Eastern Asia, and anywhere an asshole with a computer, a pirated copy of WC 3, and enough racial hate to make a KKK grand wizard look like a saint, lives.
[edit] Philippines
“ULOL GAGO NANAY MO MAY TITE IKAW SUPOT BAKLA PUTANG INA MO”
In the Philippines, DoTa is considered the unofficial national sport of the country. The recent boom of computer shops easily spreads DoTa to everybody in the archipelago, from dumbasses in the Payatas to illiterates in the many different provinces nationwide. DoTa in the Philippines is taken very seriously, and those who fail to comply to the serious business will be castrated and thrown into a pit of transvestites. There are rumors of DoTaism being the country's state religion, however, the Catholic bishops of the Philippines swore to God that they will cut the balls of anyone who begins to idolize DoTa heroes as Gods.
[edit] Singapore
“y u not use skill?”
If South Korea was known for BlizzardEntertainmentism, Singapore is known for DoTaism. To increase Singapore's awareness and power in the worldwide DoTa league, the government of Singapore declared DoTa as the country's national religion.
[edit] China
“Herro prease! I'm here to beatchu wit my DoRa skirrs and my Tloll Walrold!”
Deshpite the Peopre's Lepubric of China's clackdown on its onrine gaming, Defensh of the Anciensh is stirr widery conshideled as a popurar sport fol the Chinese peopre. There be ovel 9000 irregal intelnet cafes alound China that gives us oppoltunity to play DoTa competitively with othel countlies, like the Phiripinnes peopre.
[edit] United States of America
“DoTa? WTF is a DoTa? w0w pwnz!111one!1”
In the United States, DoTa is considered unAmerican and is not encouraged for children, or adults who act like children for that matter. Americans who play DoTa are probably Americanized chinamen or Filipinos.
