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- Little did they know that I'm Spartacus.
- No, I'm Spartacus!
- I'm Spartacus!
- No, I am!
- Hence the search...
- 1555 - The search for Spartacus continues.
- 1936 - Buddy Holly born in Texas; also known as "The Day That Will Live in Infancy".
- 1982 - Mr T (not pictured) claims in his autobiography "Pity the Fool" that he was Spartacus. Historians refute this claim.
- 2005 - Uncyclopedia becomes littered with Spartacus jokes.
- No, I become littered with Spartacus jokes!