Uncyclopedia:Anniversaries/December 29

December 29: National "In Soviet Russia, Soviet Russia talks like YOU!!" Day

• 1337 - In Soviet Russia, the fat guy strangler strangles YOU!!
• 1501 - In Soviet Russia, WikiHeaven goes to YOU!!
• 1348 - In Soviet Russia, anti-Semitic mob kills JEW!!
• 1809 - In Soviet Russia, road forks YOU!!
• 1918 - In Soviet Russia, state revolutionalizes YOU!!
• 1926 - In Soviet Russia, television watches YOU!!
• 1945 - In Soviet Russia, World War II wins YOU!!
• 1952 - In Soviet Russia, freedom has YOU!!
• 1953 - In Soviet Russia, nothing has YOU!!
• 1954 - In Soviet Russia, subversive literature is not allowed to write YOU!!
• 1955 - In Soviet Russia, married can get YOU!!
• 1956 - In Soviet Russia, the law has equal rights under YOU!!
• 1957 - In Soviet Russia, onlookers are looked upon as strange and possibly insane if they wear no clothes and start barking like dogs in public places to YOU!!
• 1958 - In Soviet Russia, peace can die in YOU!!
• 1959 - In Soviet Russia, hooker pays YOU!!
• 1969 - In Soviet Russia, moon lands on YOU!!
• 1982 - In Soviet Russia, the last recorded bowel movement has YOU!!
• 1989 - My Sweet Thang is born!!! 18 Years Later she marry's a Stud Muffin and they have kids then get divorced. Oh Ya. This all happend it Soviet Russia.
• 1999 - In Soviet Russia, Winslet fatalism subscribes to YOU!!
• 2000 - In Soviet Russia, Y2K bugs YOU!!
• 2001 - In Soviet Russia, ipod listens to YOU!!
• 2004 - In Soviet Russia, idiot reelects YOU!!
• 2005 - In Soviet Russia, the Most Awesome Page Ever worships YOU!!
• 2006 - In Soviet Russia, article hyperlinks YOU!!
• 2007 - In Soviet Russia, n00bs pwn YOU!
• 2010 - In Soviet Russia, cyclopedia uns YOU!
• 2101 - In Soviet Russia, war begins YOU!!
• 2112 - In Soviet Russia, control assumes YOU!!
• 3124 - In Soviet Russia, world destroys YOU!!
• 3875 - silence