2004 - The idea for Deal or No Deal created on Boxing Day after Noel Edmonds was trapped in a box, the producer of the show opening it and gasping, before thinking 'hey, why don't we do that with something valuable in the boxes?'
2005 - Devastating jam tarts in Central America because they owned too many biscuits, and Bob makes them play.
2006 - Devastating shelves falling over in Iceland because they owned too many products, and some hooligans tipped them over.
2007 - Mars destroyed during the War of the Worlds, because there were too many martians and God ran out of ways to make them pay, but the bacteria killed them.
2008 - Mars destroyed bacause the Bible has no recorded evidence of Martians, and God makes it pay.
2009 - Devastating red hole wipes out universe, and God makes no two pay.
2010 - Devastating white hole wipes out red hole, and God makes no one pay.
2011 - Devastating white hole wipes out God, leaving no one to make no one pay.
6325 - Despite the discovery of the lost pelvis of Richard Belzer, our world still sucks.