Death to America

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Contrary to widespread media belief, terrorism is not the leading cause of death in America. Freedom fries and big tobacco companies kill more people than terrorists every day.


Freedom fries have brought more death to America than all jihadi combined.

The chicken did it

Don't blame me, blame the chicken!

Pick your poison:

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