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“PWNed me baby.”

~ Christie on top of You

“People only play this game for the boobs.”

~ Captain Obvious on DOAX

In Soviet Russia, Dead or Alive jacks off to YOU!!

The Dead or Alive seXtreme series is an award winning series ^[1] made by the Japanese company Team Ninja. It is a spin-off of the popular Dead or Alive Fighting Series.

Notice how that black girl is about to "land" legs apart on that net. Looks like the other team wins.

[edit] Story

Team Ninja says there was a good reason to makes a game where the DOA girls are trapped on an island, and we all know what that reason is. So basically you satisfy your lewd urges while playing various games with nine scantly clad polygon chicks.

[edit] Gameplay

The main goal is to ~~unlock each girl's poledance~~ enjoy the many fun minigames. The minigames are actually pretty fun, but face it, 'everyone' really bought this game because they just wanted to play the minigames. The happier you make the girls, the skimpier the clothes they wear. The girls only speak Japanese, which is so HOT! You must PWN the CPU controlled chicks at games like jet skiing, racing, volleyball, tug-of-war, and many other boobfeasts. According to PC Gamer, this game contains a "Topless" cheat.

[edit] Characters

Kasumi

Ayane

Nationality: Japanese
Age: 16
Hobbies: Beauty Treatments

Christie

Nationality: British
Age: 24
Hobbies: Driving

Helena

Nationality: French
Age: 22
Hobbies: Walking Her Dog

Hitomi

Nationality: German Japanese
Age: 18
Hobbies: Cooking

Kasumi

Nationality: Japanese
Age: 17 (They didn't say that in the European and American releases... Oh Shit They know I bought it!!!!)
Hobbies: Fortune Telling

Kokoro

Nationality: Japanese
Age: 17
Hobbies: Piano

Lei Fang

Nationality: Chinese
Age: 19
Hobbies: Aroma Therapy

Lisa

Nationality: American
Age: 21
Hobbies: Surfing

Tina Armstrong

Nationality: American
Age: 22
Hobbies: Sports Games, Cycling

[edit] Reception

Positive: Some reviewers liked how the game just thrust them onto the island's beaches. They said the games well rounded gameplay gave them an amazing experience. They liked how the smooth graphics made it easy to grasp the games features.

Negative: Some reviewers didn't like it.

[edit] Controversy

Warning:If your girlfriend sees you playing this game, she will believe
that you love Japanese polygon chicks more than her... which is probably true.

ESRB wanted this warning put on the bottom of the game's case, but Team Ninja refused, mainly because there was a misplaced sticky stuck to the envelope that said "Julia, I know this may sound freaky, but I love Kasumi more than you. Now of course, I may need help..." Team Ninja stopped reading, and missed the signature of one of their own staff members.

[edit] Future

Since some of the girls have not fully "matured" yet, you expect them to have be slightly older and have much bigger breasts in the next game. But if they turn out to be younger, you might not be complaining.