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The '''Data Protection Act''' was a [[law]] first introduced by The Eternal Council of Big Council Guys in 1992 as an attempt to clamp down on the repeated [[rape|gang rape]] of [[Star Trek|Starship Enterprise]] crew member [[Data (Star Trek)|Data]]. Whilst honey mooning with his wife [[Leonard Nimoy]] in [[Ikea]] Data was kidnapped by [[Barry White]] and his entourage of {{W|Tom Cruise}} [[clones]] who savagely forced themselves upon Data destroying his once tight [[android]] [[ass|rectum]]. Since this incident the T.E.C.B.C.G, led by [[Harold Shipman]], created a huge security force to protect Data including former boat mechanic {{W:Danny Glover}} and bath enthusiast [[Mel Gibson]]. The team maintained an excellent record despite some nimosity, members have been reported as saying ''"I'm getting too old for this shit, and for some reason I have a [[lisp]]"'' and ''"I fucking hate [[Jews]]"''.
The '''Data Protection Act''' was a [[law]] first introduced by The Eternal Council of Big Council Guys in 1992, it was an attempt to clamp down on the repeated [[rape|gang rape]] of [[Star Trek|Starship Enterprise]] crew member [[Data (Star Trek)|Data]]. Whilst honey mooning with his wife [[Leonard Nimoy]] in [[Ikea]] Data was kidnapped by [[Barry White]] and his entourage of [[Tom Cruise]] [[clones]] who savagely forced themselves upon Data destroying his once tight [[android]] [[ass|rectum]]. Since this incident the T.E.C.B.C.G, led by [[Harold Shipman]], created a huge security force to protect Data including former boat mechanic [[Danny Glover]] and bath enthusiast [[Mel Gibson]]. The team maintained an excellent record despite some nimosity, members have been reported as saying ''"I'm getting too old for this shit, and for some reason I have a [[lisp]]"'' and ''"I fucking hate [[Jews]]"''.
 
   
 
Data retired from the [[Federation]] shortly after this incident and started an information transport company called [[The Internet]]. The Internet grew into a global industry and employed thousands of highly trained [[Chinese|Chinese babies]] and [[Koala Bears]] who delivered receipts and invoices between individuals and porn companies. This activity was soon exploited by criminal organizations who tracked the courier's movements in order to reveal the location of Data and the central hub of the operation.
 
Data retired from the [[Federation]] shortly after this incident and started an information transport company called [[The Internet]]. The Internet grew into a global industry and employed thousands of highly trained [[Chinese|Chinese babies]] and [[Koala Bears]] who delivered receipts and invoices between individuals and porn companies. This activity was soon exploited by criminal organizations who tracked the courier's movements in order to reveal the location of Data and the central hub of the operation.
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== Public Outrage ==
 
== Public Outrage ==
 
 
Public outrage was huge after the destruction of The Internet and Data was once again left unprotected. The Eternal Council of Big Council Guys announced an updated Data Protection Act (1995). This involved a series of elaborate [[ray|shrink rays]] which would enable the Koala Bear and Chinese baby workers to travel underground through special tubes and pipes, meanwhile above ground massive roaming death squads of [[Transformers]] controlled by [[Leonard Nimoy]] would annihilate anyone who dare threaten Data and the information we entrust in him.
 
Public outrage was huge after the destruction of The Internet and Data was once again left unprotected. The Eternal Council of Big Council Guys announced an updated Data Protection Act (1995). This involved a series of elaborate [[ray|shrink rays]] which would enable the Koala Bear and Chinese baby workers to travel underground through special tubes and pipes, meanwhile above ground massive roaming death squads of [[Transformers]] controlled by [[Leonard Nimoy]] would annihilate anyone who dare threaten Data and the information we entrust in him.
   

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DataBeingBummed
Data receiving his 8th Tom Cruise.

The Data Protection Act was a law first introduced by The Eternal Council of Big Council Guys in 1992 as an attempt to clamp down on the repeated gang rape of Starship Enterprise crew member Data. Whilst honey mooning with his wife Leonard Nimoy in Ikea Data was kidnapped by Barry White and his entourage of Tom Cruise clones who savagely forced themselves upon Data destroying his once tight android rectum. Since this incident the T.E.C.B.C.G, led by Harold Shipman, created a huge security force to protect Data including former boat mechanic [Template fetch failed for http://community.wikia.com/wiki/Template:Danny_Glover?action=render] and bath enthusiast Mel Gibson. The team maintained an excellent record despite some nimosity, members have been reported as saying "I'm getting too old for this shit, and for some reason I have a lisp" and "I fucking hate Jews".

Data retired from the Federation shortly after this incident and started an information transport company called The Internet. The Internet grew into a global industry and employed thousands of highly trained Chinese babies and Koala Bears who delivered receipts and invoices between individuals and porn companies. This activity was soon exploited by criminal organizations who tracked the courier's movements in order to reveal the location of Data and the central hub of the operation.

The location of The Internet HQ was sold to Barry White who amassed a huge army of Cruises and descended upon the compound with a months worth of hot jizz stored in his enormous testicles. Glover and Gibson were killed during the fire fight, both men were just one day away from retirement, and despite the best efforts of the security team Data was once again gang raped.

edit Public Outrage

Public outrage was huge after the destruction of The Internet and Data was once again left unprotected. The Eternal Council of Big Council Guys announced an updated Data Protection Act (1995). This involved a series of elaborate shrink rays which would enable the Koala Bear and Chinese baby workers to travel underground through special tubes and pipes, meanwhile above ground massive roaming death squads of Transformers controlled by Leonard Nimoy would annihilate anyone who dare threaten Data and the information we entrust in him.

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