Darwin IV
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Darwin IV is a planet located approximately 6.5 light years from Earth. It was discovered in 2020 by Charles Darwin. It is located in a binary system, has 60% the gravity of Earth and an atmosphere twice as thick. Shortly after Darwin discovered and named the planet, a team of astronauts were sent out including Leonardo DaVinci, Isaac Newton, and Rocky Balboa. After a 40 year journey in their spaceship, the Eva Braun, the astronauts arrived on Darwin IV.
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[edit] Rocky's Death
When the astronauts arrived on Darwin IV, they parachuted out of their pods. Newton's and DaVinci's parachutes successfully deployed but Balboa's did not. He was heard screaming "Adrian" as he plummeted to Darwin's surface.
[edit] Early Exploration
When Isaac and Leo arrived on Darwin they begin to explore the surface. At first they don't find too many signs of life, it looks to be a barren desert but Leo comes upon some water. He discovers micro-organisms in the water that bear a striking resemblance to some common bacteria here on earth such as E.coli, Anthrax, and Aids. At this point, Leo encountered an Arrowtongue, the most common predator on Darwin. This eight foot bipedal predator shoots arrows out of its tongue at its victims. Leo does manage to escape though.
[edit] Life on Darwin IV
During their travels, Leo and Isaac find some strange and bizarre looking creatures some of which include:
- Arrowtongue: A bipedal predator that shoots arrows from its tongue in order to kill prey
- Bladderhorn: An animal with two bladders on the top of its head, this allows it to piss out of its mouth, a defence against predators.
- Eosapiens: Analogous to humans on Earth, eosapiens are Darwin's sentient lifeforms, like Skewers they travel by methane powered sacks. They are equipped with two arms and hands. Each hand as an opposable thumb and long tentacle-like digits that are used for molesting Japenese schoolgirls. But none of em' will ever come to Earth cause they're too dumb.
- Groveback: A massive quadrapedal animal that is over 60 feet in height and 120 feet in length. It gets its name because it supports a group of gangsters called the Grove Street families on its back. It is the second largest organism on Darwin IV.
- Skewer: Darwin's most feared predator, this beast has a wingspan of over 50 feet and a hollow lance on its head that it uses to impale prey. Its primary means of travel is flight powered by farts. It can attain speeds of over 200 miles per hour.
[edit] See Also
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| Confirmed (Solar System): Freddie Mercury / Mercury | Venus | Earth/Lyons/iEarth/World (The Moon) | Disney World | Planet Hollywood | Mars | Planet Google | Globe | Roseanne | Jupiter | Saturn | Uranus / Youranus / Myanus | Neptune |
| Confirmed (Extrasolar): Uncyclopedia | Darwin IV | Discworld | Lexicon | Wikipedia | Pizza Planet | Polkadottia | Gliese 581 c | 55 Cancri e |
| Dwarf planets: Ceres | Pluto | 2003 UB313 | |
| Unconfirmed: Garnox | Mantoobia | Unicron |
| Denied by CIA: Irk | Krypton | Michigan | Neopia | Tiamat | Nibiru | Magrathea |
| In a galaxy far, far away: |
| Members of the Federation: Vulcan | Earth | Qo'noS | xxEarth Cxx |
| Loner Planets: Wisconsin | Your Mom |
