Dark Side Of The Horse
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edit Production and Release
According to Rodger E Water, this album was not produced, but sent down as a gift from the god above us; however, we know this is not true, as Jesus had far better taste. The album was, in fact, the creation of an expensive, collaborative LSD trip, funded by over 3000 poor, ailing college students. Sadly, some time during the production, the insane techniques used to mix the album backfired and half the album was erased, leaving only the b-side material. This meant the album had to be released before their funders found out. Unfortunately, the students did find out, and threatened that if they didn't fill the A-side with bluegrass music, tracks from the band's early days with front man Syd Baarrett would be released. The band could not risk this and thus, complied.
Dark Side of the Horse has manged to find its way onto every Rolling Stone top 100 list ever compiled; even the ones that are non-music related. Also, no matter where you go on this planet, every person you meet will have heard this album at some point in their life. When you mention it at first, they may reply "huh" or perhaps "What the fuck is that?"; however, when you play the first track, their ears will bleed and they will start ripping their hair out, which is an indubitable sign of familiarity.