Danger

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“Danger's my middle name!”

~ Austin Powers on danger

“Danger is dangerous. Trust me on that.”

~ Captain Obvious on danger

“I like danger.”

~ Oscar Wilde on danger

“The girl is dangerous.”

~ Michael Jackson on danger

The Danger is a sadistic animal that bites your mom in the groin. Don't go near it, cause it has bombs and things and is well-versed in the art of ass rape.

[edit] Why do you care?

Dangers can be, and often are, ignored by many humans. Some humans even laugh in the face of Dangers. DON'T DO THAT! Dangers hate that. Dangers KILL. (So does Bob Barker). I had a pet armadillio, and it pooped on my hand. But it wasn't an armadillo, it was a Danger! I found out the hard way.. don't let Dangers poop on you.

Ceiling Cat may also be watching you if you are masturbating, which he will then shoot you with his lazers. So don't get into that kinda stuff. You might die.

[edit] Famous Dangers

Warning sign, Lebanon, circa 1983

Will Robinson was is a famous Danger of the future. He piloted spacecraft, transporting the rare element Captainmorganrum between Deneb and your mom's house. He raped robots. Listen to robots.
Condom Hole, born in Moose Jaw, ran rampant in the 50s, 60s, 70s, 80s, 90s, and the entire 21st century. He was a playa. He knocked up a million shorties and starred in the TV show Baywatch. Watch out for the hoff.
Austin Powers inadvertently gave himself away as being a Danger in the 1928 blockbuster Zak McKraken and the Alien Mindbusters. He put a fishbowl on his head and played a kazoo. WATCH OUT!
Matthew "Danger" Epstein (1983-Present) is just basically as fricktacularly awesome at life as possible
Gertrude "Danger" Granger, aka the Mary Sue, Supermanbearwoman bitch
There is also the ever stupid Brian Orozco. Read to see why and how to stop this STD.

[edit] Eating Healty

A healthy digestive system is essential to a long life. Eat lots of grains like toes and protein likke apples. Don't listen to Elvis. He's dead. He doesn't control you. Be strong. Let Keanu be your guide.