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'''Dance''' is a form of expression used by animals (such as humans) to attract other animals (such as mates). Ever since that occasious event dancing has been recognised as a great well-spring of theraputic goodness. One usually requires a stable body to dance. Unlike Timothy's body. Oh, [[god]], no. Dancing should not be confused with walking, running, or convulsions which are forms of locomotion.
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'''Dance''' is a form of expression used by animals (such as humans) to attract other animals (such as mates). Dancing has been recognized as a great well-spring of therapeutic goodness. One usually requires a stable body to dance. Unlike [[Timothy Leary|Timothy]]'s body. Oh, [[god]], no. Dancing should not be confused with walking, running, or convulsions which are forms of locomotion.
   
'''dance origins''' can be found in cave paintings where one of our ancestors would accidentally set him self on fire (due to at the time fire's recent invention and lack of instructions) the cave man can then been seen flailing uncontrollably in an attempt to stop the burning. Though dying the movements have caught on and evolved into what we call dance.
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The origins of dance can be traced to the Stone Age, when early humans, lacking an instruction manual for the recently-invented [[Fire]], occasionally set themselves alight by accident, and flailed uncontrollably in an attempt to stop the burning. It what not until the late Middle Ages that fire was removed from the act.
It what not until 1846 that fire was removed from the act.
 
   
 
'''''Dancing''''' can refer to the following:
 
'''''Dancing''''' can refer to the following:
 
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*[[Happy Dance]]
 
*[[Happy Dance]]
 
*[[Interpretive Dance]]
 
*[[Interpretive Dance]]
*[[Line dancing]]
 
 
*[[Pole dancing]]
 
*[[Pole dancing]]
 
*[[Salsa (music)#Dancing|Salsa dancing]]
 
*[[Salsa (music)#Dancing|Salsa dancing]]
 
*[[School Dance]]
 
*[[School Dance]]
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Dance is a form of expression used by animals (such as humans) to attract other animals (such as mates). Dancing has been recognized as a great well-spring of therapeutic goodness. One usually requires a stable body to dance. Unlike Timothy's body. Oh, god, no. Dancing should not be confused with walking, running, or convulsions which are forms of locomotion.

The origins of dance can be traced to the Stone Age, when early humans, lacking an instruction manual for the recently-invented Fire, occasionally set themselves alight by accident, and flailed uncontrollably in an attempt to stop the burning. It what not until the late Middle Ages that fire was removed from the act.

Dancing can refer to the following:

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